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I once walked into a toilet just before closing time and the lights had been turned off. I was a bit drunk, and stood right behind some guy and pissed all down the back of his legs. The funny thing is he didn't say anything till I finished. (Probably in shock). He was a big cunt too. Told me what I'd done when we came out. Fair play to him though. I was expecting a pasting but didn't get one. I did offer to buy him a new pair of jeans but never saw him again. True story
How the fuck do you persuade strangers to shit in a bin bag?
Asking for a friend.
Fuck knows, but people did it. Everyone was drunk, and we'd been waiting in a crowded field for about 2 hours for Metallica to start playing (the drummer Lars Ulrich was ill/injured and his drum tech ended up playing instead). Not that this excuses it.
He did them a favour then.They probably wanted a shit anyway..
Did he provide loo roll? And if so was it the soft stuff
I forgot to mention that he started by pissing in a bottle and throwing that, then clearly got bored of this (it was like a gateway drug) and moved on to shitting. I'm not sure if he provided loo roll, if so he would have had to have planned the whole thing in advance.
I lived in a shared house in my younger years. Came home steaming one night, got up out of bed to have a piss but couldn’t find the toilet in the dark and ended up pissing in my mates shoes in his wardrobe lol
Feyenoord away 91/,92, some clever spark put us in the tier below Feyenoord.
They didn't bother with cups, they just pissed on us lol
Was met with a flurry of coins from us, which stopped them, just had to make sure your mouth wasn't open whilst looking up lol
They didn't bother with cups, they just pissed on us lol
Was met with a flurry of coins from us, which stopped them, just had to make sure your mouth wasn't open whilst looking up lol
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And another one. A mate of mine ( I do have some) was still living with his Mum. Got plastered one night , went through the wrong door and pissed over the old girls head when she was asleep in bed. Disgusting I know.
We was in the back row of our section pocketing your coins.
Remember old Gumbo getting the dart in the head.
Used to have a sweater like his.
Used to have a sweater like his.
I was there.
2004. Joey Jordison from Slipknot also stood in for Lars.
Nobody asked me to shit in a bag though.
With the bogs at download, I’d have happily taken a dump in a carrier bag if offered.
You're right, I forgot about Joey Jordison. I think the two of them stood in for different songs. A shortened set but good they played at all in the circumstances.I was there.
2004. Joey Jordison from Slipknot also stood in for Lars.
Nobody asked me to shit in a bag though.
With the bogs at download, I’d have happily taken a dump in a carrier bag if offered.
Just texted my mate who I went with. He doesn’t remember the shit in a bag incident either but he reminded me that Dave Lombardo from Slayer also did a stint as well.
Good weekend that one.
Linkin Park, Iggy & the stooges, Slayer, Korn & slipknot. Plus a very youthful Biffy Clyro.
I once got hit by a pie away at Forest. My mate pissed himself. Thrown by the home fans in the upper tier.
Was it any good?
Straight in the back of the neck Baz. My mate said it looked like minced beef and onion. I had to chuck my coat away, and walked back to the van in an old Holsten away shirt in the snow. I’m well hard.
Tbf the conversation has moved on to a cup of piss which Is an upward move from discussing West Ham