Sexiest 11?

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Tottenham's Big Team

.............................................................- Friedel (built like a tank)

.................Charlie (5 inches on Walker) ........Kaboul ..............King (Big Match Player)-.....................BAE (Big Hair)

GDS (more big hair).. ... Parker (Bigger than he looks)....-THudd(<strike>Fat</strike> Big............Bale (Good in the air)

........................................................................................ Sandro

......................................................................................Big Bad Ade

It's two months away so our players have plenty time to take lessons from BAE on proper hair management (*cough* Sandro)



Tottenham's Quicks

...........................Gomes
Walker......Kaboul.........Gallas(?)............Rose
......Lennon.........Sandro........Townsend
..............................Bale
..................Defoe..........Adebayor.


Tottenham's English 11

.............................Alnwick
..Walker......Dawson.........King............Rose
Lennon.........Parker.....THudd......Townsend
....................Defoe..........Kane..


Who would be our sexiest 11?
 
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Awww, hell. I'll go gay with a Spurs Sexy XI...

GK - Cudicini (Obviously)
RB - Corluka (C'mon, you gotta admit that's a sexy dude)
CB - Dawson (The big dorky jock with his dick hangin out - Might as well call him Tucker Max)
CB - King (Loyalty is sexy - Plus, Ledley will slap a bitch...sometimes bitches gotta learn)
LB - BAE (Really nothing to say here - it's Benny - We're already gay for Benny)
RM - Giovani (Bring in the fly Latinas Gio my boy - Mexican girls are down for whatever)
CM - Parker (....those cheekbones...and the hairpart....and the steely eyes...)
CM - Sandro (This is our ringer right here - He's the pied piper of Brazilian honeys...CULO GRANDE!)
LM - Bale (He's fit - the guy you can bring home to Mom....he's got 'em all fooled)
CAM - Rafa (That devilish Dutch dawg - He pulled Sylvie, right?)
ST - ADE (Again...obviously...you've seen him dance)

Manager *** NIKO KRANJCAR *** (He's Mr. Steal Yo Girl - He's like the WMD of the Spurs Sexy XI)

...Just remember, it's only Gay if you push back...
 
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