Paulo Gazzaniga

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Scenes when he's the only player we buy this season.


Gonna kill myself. I'll be right back.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

To be honest, I'm sure this is how it used to be done. I'd prefer this format (maybe in a sub forum) because it all gets lost in the transfer toilet cluster fuck

But a thread was started with a player that isn't even a Spurs player. Technically for some reason it should go in the general football thread.

 

[hrytn]

Relax people. This one has Tottenham written all over it.

A Barkley thread should be given another week. He's not in the condition yet to pass a medical.

Isn't Bakayoko injured and Chelsea bought him, how did he pass his medical?!

 

[Melspurnian]

Scenes when he's the only player we buy this season.


Gonna kill myself. I'll be right back.

I'll miss you babe

 

[Benjamin]

But a thread was started with a player that isn't even a Spurs player. Technically for some reason it should go in the general football thread.

This is like a throwback thread. We did this all the time 3 or 4 years ago.

 

[1882]

Prepare to be underwhelmed!

 

[MemphisWill]

To be honest, I'm sure this is how it used to be done. I'd prefer this format (maybe in a sub forum) because it all gets lost in the transfer toilet cluster fuck

Step 1: Random Twitter rumours of Spurs interest in player; cue YouTube videos.

Step 1A: If YouTube videos are sufficiently sexy, spend 5 pages proclaiming player as next Eriksen/Toby/Dembele.

Step 1B: If YouTube videos are not sufficiently sexy, spend 5 pages condemning cunt journo Twitter gossip.

Steps 2-5: Slowly allow flame for player to fizzle out over 10-18 days; return to cunt offs and Levy bashing/defending

Step 6: Player seen in London; immediately refresh YouTube videos and open thread for the soon to be Spurs legend.

Step 7: Get cunted off for opening thread for obvious waster. Get doubly cunted off if said player has ever eaten a cheeseburger.

Step 8: Vigorously debate who will be sold to make way for new player, which number player will wear, and begin drafting song lyrics in player-specific thread.

Step 9: Patiently await impending club announcement of new signing; check post for speculative shirt buy with player name and anticipated number. Come the fuck on, Levy!

Step 10: Thread moved to general football. Mercilessly shit on chav/gooner/manc mercenary cunt. Get sinbinned for having put the entire community through the ordeal.

 

[Reidy]

If we spend £2million on this guy surely that blows the whole "Levy tight with money" argument right out of the water. £2million on Southampton's 4th choice keeper seems a tad high

 

[Oracle]

I predict he makes 0 starts

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

I'll miss you babe

Awwwww. Someone !!!

 

[ChiversRegal]

Sorry but forum rules and for people in the know ( nudge,nudge,wink,wink ) this definately translates as Hugo's gone.
#itk

 

[Johnboy40]

Be more positive. This guy is easily one of the top 50 keepers in the Premier League!...
...Alright, top 60. Well 60-70.

better than mignolet and karius then

 

[Hamilton]

Can't believe that's a real name

 

[Isaac94]

I cant believe the fee is said to be £2 million, I wouldn't pay £2, surely we can get a better 3rd choice keeper who is a free agent.

 

[Oracle]

Does anyone know what number he's likely to wear, want to order a replica shirt

 

[NSFB]

Don't tell me, today's the day isn't it.
We're signing someone.

 

[SausageVince]

I predict he makes 0 starts

I hope so

 

[pdxspur]

Starting a thread before we actually sign a player?

Bienvenue au PSG, Paulo Gazzinga!

 

[theromanianjackass]

I don't want this to sound as a racist joke, but if we're only inches away, then maybe... we should sign more guys like Wanyama?

 

[existenzrippchen]

I think our patience is going to be rewarded soon. After 36 days of the transfer window being opened, it seems as if we are actually going to announce a new football player.