This made me chuckle.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/374070/sports/desperate-fans-the-spurs-sugar-puffs-muncher.html/?
Paul I believe is a Spurs fan in 'real life', so I claim relevance, even if the the excerpt isn't actually about Spurs. There is a reference to 'Nice One Cyril' though, with different lyrics
http://www.anorak.co.uk/374070/sports/desperate-fans-the-spurs-sugar-puffs-muncher.html/?
Paul I believe is a Spurs fan in 'real life', so I claim relevance, even if the the excerpt isn't actually about Spurs. There is a reference to 'Nice One Cyril' though, with different lyrics