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It's actually very simple, we need to win something without actually winning something.
Anyone knows that mexican pundit from ESPN?
He's the most clueless only second to Merson.
2 At half time go and take a long piss, make a cup of tea or coffee, .
Like the transfer window??
Heard recently that Guadiola is an "artist" for achieving that very thing!!
SnobThank you for the advice but I’ll be making my coffee from water & not my own piss
You talking about Alejandro Moreno?Anyone knows that mexican pundit from ESPN?
He's the most clueless only second to Merson.
So I guess you're a panel beater then...WARNING FOR THOSE PLANNING ON WATCHING THE MATCH ON SKY AT HOME SUNDAY.
There will be biased panels. To balance Jamie Carragher a lifelong Liverpool player there will be Graham Souness who was at Tottenham as a kid ( He may have some allegiance to another team)
They will start by showing unrestrained glee at the action from liverpool's 7-0 thrashing of some unknown team the other night. Eventually they will get onto Tottenham and how some rich club are looking at buying 1 or more players.
Then during the match Alan Smith will give his biased opinions on the major decisions.
You maybe affected by same panels if watching on streams.
Do not come on here moaning about it. Take evasive action
1 Turn on TV at 3.59.
2 At half time go and take a long piss, make a cup of tea or coffee, anything but watch the TV and return for second half
3 At full time, if Tottenham have lost or drawn, turn TV off. If they have won carry on watching as you will be happy and not care what is said.
Remember you have been warned. Do not expect sympathy on this forum if you watch the panel.
:vdvdive:Thank you for the advice but I’ll be making my coffee from water & not my own piss
Don't overlook that we will also be able to bribe the footie journos and previously hostile "experts" with the finest cheeses known to mankind. I look forward to a Golden Age of Alan Smith et al praising the Mighty Spurs to the rafters. Indeed, the cheeses' near-magical qualities will enable Smivvy to shed his Brummy vowels and speak the finest Cholmondely- Warner!The only thing that will stop all this nonsense is if we win the league. Even then, it may not be enough.
Things will change when we move to our new stadium. We will be able to afford more wages.
There must be a mistake here surely!? Someone is having a bad day and included us on a montage! I wouldn't wanna be that person when it's noticed by their boss... #P45
Thank you for the advice but I’ll be making my coffee from water & not my own piss
Yeah, but Sir Harry of Kane is on the same billing as Salah, while perennial golden boot loser Lukaku is front and centre and jonnie come latelies Jesus and Morata are 2nd billing.
Still a bit 'spurs-blind'.
Granted they will still say the same nonsense. But their mouths will be so full of our homemade gouda made from alpine milk it will sound like praise.Don't overlook that we will also be able to bribe the footie journos and previously hostile "experts" with the finest cheeses known to mankind. I look forward to a Golden Age of Alan Smith et al praising the Mighty Spurs to the rafters. Indeed, the cheeses' near-magical qualities will enable Smivvy to shed his Brummy vowels and speak the finest Cholmondely- Warner!
Yeah, but Sir Harry of Kane is on the same billing as Salah, while perennial golden boot loser Lukaku is front and centre and jonnie come latelies Jesus and Morata are 2nd billing.
Still a bit 'spurs-blind'.