Joao Moutizzzzzzz

[linnet_spur]

I wasn't talking about Rooney or RVP..........

there are a few other fish in the sea. you dig ?

Who can do what you want, who we can afford and who will come to us? Name them please.

Yes we need a new striker BUT without a creative midfielder we will need one of the best strikers in the world. Midfielder first, so we can create more gilt edge chances, then striker.

 

[MKYid]

Moutinho and Damiao...that should keep everyone happy.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Moutinho and Damiao...that should keep everyone happy.

Don't count on it.

 

[WHITE&BLUE]

Don't count on it.

But one can still dream....I would be thrilled.

 

[MKYid]

Until something actually happens...I remain firmly rooted in fantasy land!

 

[vadimivich]

Fooock Joao

Give me a world class striker who can hold up the ball, work well w/ others in possession and has a uncanny knack for bagging all of these glorious scoring opportunities

I put this in another thread ... but we don't get that many glorious scoring opportunities. In fact, we're pretty shit at creating them. Look at how much more often most of the top teams strikers get clear cut scoring chances.

Clear Cut Chances - Minutes Played - Minutes per Clear Cut Chance (Clear Cut Chance Conversion %):


J. Hernandez: 12 - 598 - 50 (50%)
R. van Persie: 23 - 1666 - 72 (39%)
W. Rooney: 12 - 1086 - 90 (50%)
D. Welbeck: 3 - 663 - 221 (33%)

O. Giroud: 15 - 1140 - 76 (20%)
L. Podolski: 5 - 1338 - 268 (60%)
T. Walcott: 6 - 951 - 158 (50%)

J. Defoe: 14 - 1702 - 122 (43%)
E. Adebayor: 7 - 738 - 105 (14%)

F. Torres: 11 - 1621 - 147 (27%)
D. Sturridge: 3 - 161 - 54 (33%)

S. Aguero: 18 - 1218 - 68 (33%)
C. Tevez: 9 - 1292 - 144 (56%)
E. Dzeko: 11 - 800 - 72 (64%)
M. Balotelli: 9 - 587 - 65 (11%)

 

[Dru]

I thought this was a thread about someone jizzing at the face we had got Moutinho

 

[linnet_spur]

I put this in another thread ... but we don't get that many glorious scoring opportunities. In fact, we're pretty shit at creating them. Look at how much more often most of the top teams strikers get clear cut scoring chances.

Clear Cut Chances - Minutes Played - Minutes per Clear Cut Chance (Clear Cut Chance Conversion %):


J. Hernandez: 12 - 598 - 50 (50%)
R. van Persie: 23 - 1666 - 72 (39%)
W. Rooney: 12 - 1086 - 90 (50%)
D. Welbeck: 3 - 663 - 221 (33%)

O. Giroud: 15 - 1140 - 76 (20%)
L. Podolski: 5 - 1338 - 268 (60%)
T. Walcott: 6 - 951 - 158 (50%)

J. Defoe: 14 - 1702 - 122 (43%)
E. Adebayor: 7 - 738 - 105 (14%)

F. Torres: 11 - 1621 - 147 (27%)
D. Sturridge: 3 - 161 - 54 (33%)

S. Aguero: 18 - 1218 - 68 (33%)
C. Tevez: 9 - 1292 - 144 (56%)
E. Dzeko: 11 - 800 - 72 (64%)
M. Balotelli: 9 - 587 - 65 (11%)

You put it better than I did. Well done, sir.

 

[pdxspur]

E. Adebayor: 7 - 738 - 105 (14%)

:adelol:

 

[Julesybird]

I thought this was a thread about someone jizzing at the face we had got Moutinho

If that's the sound you make, then you might want to get an appointment with a urologist, and/or somebody who specialises in sleep disorders, ASAP. We're all here for you - it'll be OK!