Jack Clarke

[sudoku]

He lives in a London bus parked on the dark side of the moon where he runs a chippy as researched by the Sunday Sport
I thought everyone knew that!

Nobody likes going to his cafe-no atmosphere.
He doesn't run it himself. It's run by an Irish couple-the Moonies.

 

[MVP]

So here's a wild theory...
He clearly wasn't a Poch signing, as Poch seemed to know little about him, or had any inclination in using him... hence his loan back to Leeds (who Bielsa seems just as reluctant to use!)

I JUST wonder whether he's a JOSÉ/AMAZON PRIME
signing... (yea, thats right!**) ...and is only 'waiting' at Leeds until Jose took over and can bring HIS signing back to Spurs in Jan!!!!

**I also have theories about Elvis and the Moon Landings!!

Agree with that part.

 

[Bazali]

Nobody likes going to his cafe-no atmosphere.
He doesn't run it himself. It's run by an Irish couple-the Moonies.

I understand that Elvis is a Spam fan and has named the cafe ‘The London Stadium’ as that has no atmosphere either!
He’s a Pink Floyd fan apparently

 

[Cripps14]

Is the pun intended?

 

[Joe Clash]

He lives in a London bus parked on the dark side of the moon where he runs a chippy as researched by the Sunday Sport
I thought everyone knew that!

Nah Baz. It was a bomber on the moon. The bus was buried at the South Pole.

 

[Notabadsquad]

Is the pun intended?

We can't go on together....

 

[Bazali]

Nah Baz. It was a bomber on the moon. The bus was buried at the South Pole.

Have you seen the Queen Mother one where she was being ‘stalked’ by killer plants?

 

[Bazali]

Nah Baz. It was a bomber on the moon. The bus was buried at the South Pole.

Come on Joe you’re not playing the game!!

Who’s the 42” model at the top of the page?

Asking for Audere

 

[Wellsey]

I understand that Elvis is a Spam fan and has named the cafe ‘The London Stadium’ as that has no atmosphere either!
He’s a Pink Floyd fan apparently

Funny enough didn't the Porn Twins run the paper with photo of bus on North poll etc?

What do you think Elvis would really be doing today if he was still alive?

 

[Joe Clash]

Come on Joe you’re not playing the game!!

Who’s the 42” model at the top of the page?

Asking for Audere

I’ve got no idea - I’m an innocent at heart. The only reason I remember that headline is because I got a ton that day. (One of our team always brought the Sport with him).

Remember this one? “I used M&S vine tomatoes as anal beads - now I’m shitting ketchup”. Lol.

(7-26)

 

[Bazali]

You have a very suspicious mind, to come up with such theories.

Probably a bit lonesome tonight

 

[Bazali]

I’ve got no idea - I’m an innocent at heart. The only reason I remember that headline is because I got a ton that day. (One of our team always brought the Sport with him).

Remember this one? “I used M&S vine tomatoes as anal beads - now I’m shitting ketchup”. Lol.

(7-26)

Secret is to use them before they ripen


Ain’t that right Borodin55?

 

[Cripps14]

Probably a bit lonesome tonight

I'm all shook up, that it took this long for someone to get on board with the puns. This place is on it's way down.

 

[Bazali]

I'm all shook up, that it took this long for someone to get on board with the puns. This place is on it's way down.

Are you like a hound dog?

 

[Cripps14]

Are you like a hound dog?

I'm just going to sit right down and cry.

 

[Bazali]

I'm just going to sit right down and cry.

Stay out of any chapels and ghettos

(I feel a card coming on )

 

[Alli-Luya]

Funny enough didn't the Porn Twins run the paper with photo of bus on North poll etc?

What do you think Elvis would really be doing today if he was still alive?

Reminds me of the joke - "What would Elvis be thinking if he was alive today?" probably "Why's it so dark in here?"

 

[Rocket]

Are you like a hound dog?

His user name suggests you might find him in the ghetto.

 

[Mick Cooper]

Is the pun intended?

Uh huh huh

 

[sudoku]

What do you think Elvis would be doing today if he was still alive?

He'd be banging like fuck on the lid of his coffin.