It's a BAE Xmas

[Mike in Parma]

To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Benny the afro'd left back
Had a lovely piece of hair.
And if you mugged him off
He would say he doesn't care.

All of the East Stand Lower
Shout and scream when he does well.
All the opposing wingers
Know they're in the match from hell.

Then one foggy Thursday night
Chelsea's at the Lane.
Benny with your boots so bright
Fuck John Terry up tonight.
WE SAID FUCK JOHN TERRY UP TONIGHT!

And all the Park Lane loved him
As they shouted out with glee.
Benny the Afro'd left back,
You'll go down in HIS-TOR-YYYYYY

 

[HarryHotspur]

So err where does the mighty paxton get a mention? :vdv:

 

[Mike in Parma]

Couldn't really fit it in anywhere. Soz. I'm a

 

[S.L.R]

This is beautiful. I'm gonna send it to one of my mates who has the unfortunate disorder of being a chav. He's a decent bloke until he talks football. He worships Terry, of course.