You could drop the Trust a message. Please do if you have time. Surely you're making that sock story up?It's like being at the nightmare pop concert you'd never pay to go to and there's no escape from it, whichever way you turn.
As usual, it's about these nerd DJ's who control sound systems having the mistaken belief that everyone wants to listen to their crap.
How does one complain effectively to the powers that be?
ps - your old man didn't take his socks off and wipe his face with them, did he?