Have you told the wife to scrub up just in case?Dreamt it all last night. We go 1 up after a daft goalkeeping error gives Son a tap-in. He takes his shirt off and gets carded. Then scores again, takes his shirt off again and is off. Finishes 2-2.
Also, Gary Lineker turns up at my house to watch the second half, then spends the whole time flirting with my wife.
Decent bookie should be able to offer you an accumulator on final score, red card and the Lineker business. Fill your boots.