Come here to laugh at West Spam

[Eskimo]

On other occasions they've had an individual player to lift them, Tevez was phenomenal, Arnoutovic upped it and had fight and held it together for a few months, who's gonna step up now?

Haller is ot interested would rather get relegated so he can leave easy and cheap, it's all down to this Bowen kid and maybe Antonio

Erm you seem to be forgetting the footballer of a generation Jack Wilshere........

 

[Calgary Spur]

Could you imagine us wanting them to not lose if we need them to get a result against yanited

with the possibility it could keep them up

My brain might actually bleed from that stress

I'm hoping/expecting that we win this weekend and control our own destiny at that point.

Then my dream scenario is us beating Norwich in the FA Cup, causing our match against the spammers to be moved....and we do the honours of relegating them!

I guess what it comes down to for me is

 

[Johnboy40]

Could you imagine us wanting them to not lose if we need them to get a result against yanited

with the possibility it could keep them up

My brain might actually bleed from that stress

Nah. Our needs come first. Even if it means needing the woolwich nomads to win from time to time

 

[RealCoolYid]

Nah. Our needs come first. Even if it means needing the woolwich nomads to win from time to time

Agree

sometimes there are necessary evils in life

 

[Bazali]

Looking at their remaining schedule, they may struggle to break 30 points let alone 40.

Also, the last 4 games for West Ham:
@ Norwich
v. Watford
@ Man United
v. Aston Villa

Can you imagine if West Ham-Villa is a relegation decider between the two on the last day? The scenes when West Ham blow it at the Olympic and get relegated.

I want them confirmed relegated long before that!

 

[Johnboy40]

I want them confirmed relegated long before that!

Their players slumped and tearful on our turf would have me shitting myself out of joy. Even if they beat us but results elsewhere put them down

 

[Boltonspur]

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on EBay? This morning I bid £7.99 on a cowboy outfit and now I’m 11 minutes away from owning West Ham

 

[Jimk]

I think they are genuinely fucked.

Welcome to the party

 

[Jimk]

Premier league your having a larf
premier league your having a larf

 

[sammyspurs]

I’ve just made a better relegation scenario.

Imagine if VAR sends them down, goal disallowed or oppo given....mm offside
Then VAR is scrapped next year.

Stuff of dreams

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Just when you think there can’t be anything left for West Ham to embarrass themselves, up pops another story that sums them up and beyond.

Darren Randolph badly beat his girlfriend up and Boro wanted shot of f him before the story broke. West Ham we’re the easy target Boro we’re looking for.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Well this...puts Dele's little Corona virus joke into context.

 

[Atomic knob]

They are playing lights out tonight

 

[Leviathan]

They are playing lights out tonight

LOL

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

I have never. Ever. Ever. Wanted Southampton to win a game more.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

They’re pretty insignificant but I would cackle all Summer if the <removed>s go down.

That could probably be phrased better.

 

[Herclueless]

They’re pretty insignificant but I would cackle all Summer if the <removed>s go down.

That could probably be phrased better.

Jizz all Summer if the <removed>s go down?

 

[superstaryid]

Wanking themselves off because they only conceded 3 against Liverpool, cunts

 

[BernardMatthews]

Think they will be safe come the end of May. Their last 3 or 4 games will pick up some points.

Looking at it on paper Villa have a harder run in. Can see them swapping places eventually.

Be nice to watch them sweat for a few weeks anyway. Maybe they will implode.

 

[Clynelish]

Be nice to watch them sweat for a few weeks anyway. Maybe they will implode.

And sweat they will..