BAE chants

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tricky

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Man up and LOL
Someone needs to work on a chant involving breaking gooners.

The legendary status of this man knows no bounds.

50/50 with Sanga.
Sanga crashes and breaks, stretchered off.
BAE saunters off, to get back into position still slightly confused as he's trying to remember which team it is he's currnetly playing against, mentally working through all the teams whose away kits are red.

He doesn't just deserve a chant, he deserves his own banner!
 
Since Gomes seems to be out the door soon, perhaps replace the Gomes song with

Assou-Ekotto.. you are the love of my life
Assou-Ekotto... I'd let you shag my wife..
Assou-Ekotto..... I wish I had hair just like youuuuu
 
I've had this song stuck in my head all morning, so I figured I'd turn it into something useful...

To the tune of escape (if you like pina colada's)

Benoit Assou-Ekotto
Left back at the lane
Came to play for the money
But now he's here to stay
 

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Case

The Fighting Cock
Benooooooiiiiiiiiiit assou-ekotto, he's the best left-back we've ever had
Benooooooiiiiiiiiiit assou-ekotto, he's the best left-back we've ever had

Cheers!

:bow:
 
SLR touched on this already but Hypnotize by BIG is already fitting (and Benny likes BIG):

Benny, Benny, Benny -- can't you see?
Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me
I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why their broke and you're so paid

I was working on one to the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds but aside from the chorus its too difficult:
BEN - OIIIIIT // ASSOU - OU // EKO - O - O - TO

Otherwise the Vengaboys song We Like to Party seems obvious. Can't believe that hasn't caught on already. Just dance aroud and say Benoit Assou-Ekotto a hundred times to the tune. It's perfect.
 

Thelonious

The Fighting Cock
Thelonious World Peace
A mate of mine submitted a similar BAE/Hypnotize chant, I said I couldn't see a bunch of pissed up grimey Yids singing Hypnotize!
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwx5SQZTdxE[/youtube]

He's gonna rip it up,
He's gonna kick it out,
aint nothing more in this whole world I care about,
B-A-E shake your body down
 
Fuck it.. imagine 30K+ Spurs fans all singing this.. it would bring a tear to my eye

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTJ2xVr0PA[/youtube]
 
or this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg[/youtube]

Der, der der , der der da der der der da der da der der da der der da der der
da der der da der de der da der der der da der der der da der der der
da der der der der der der der da der da der der der der der der der da der
der da de da der der der da der BENNY!
 
Michael Jackson's Ben is oddly fitting, particularly the second verse. I'm sappy like that.

This is a half-hearted effort but what Empire State of Mind by Alicia Keys?

It's BENNYYYYY!
He's the best left back in the whole league
He plays for the money

Let's hear it for BENNYYYYY!
He'll leave you broken like Sagna
Plus he drives a SmartCar

It's BENNY, BENNY, BENNYYYYY!
 

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