Any guesses who this could be?

[Zoidberg]

From the latest ever awesome and unrelenting Pop Bitch:

Which former journeyman Premier League player had a unique approach to conflict resolution with his teammates? He settled his scores with opponents during matches very publicly on the pitch, but in his Tottenham Hotspur days a spat with a colleague led to him taking an enormous shit in the other player's kit bag.

Edit: my money's on Razor being the dumper, would love to know the dumpee

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

Harvey White obviously.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Defoe?

Is it definitely Prem era?

Otherwise it would almost be rude not to assume it was Gazza.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Gus Poyet.

 

[mummy]

Dumper - Mousa Dumpbele

Dumpee - Van der Faart

 

[mummy]

Guts Poyet.

Fixed it

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Dumper - Eriksen

Dumpee - Vertonghen

Fixed

 

[Andersen]

Paul Gascoigne

 

[stevee]

Van den Hauwe

 

[Bazali]

Gazza



He also wrecked Hoddle’s hotel room after getting left out of the WC squad

 

[punky]

Gazza



He also wrecked Hoddle’s hotel room after getting left out of the WC squad

Yeah I think I heard Gazza doing this, no idea whose bag he shat in though.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

Yeah I think I heard Gazza doing this, no idea whose bag he shat in though.

There's a story about him taking a dump in one of the viking's goalkeeping gloves. So there does seem to be presecedent for this being Gazza.

 

[Boltonspur]

Gazza was no journeyman.
I’m sure I remember hearing this before and it was Neil Ruddock. Mind may be playing tricks though.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Actually I'm pretty sure it was Jamie Redknapp and he mistakenly shat in his own kit bag.

 

[poch's coat]

Actually I'm pretty sure it was Jamie Redknapp and he mistakenly shat in his own kit bag.

Tried to - fluffed it and shat on the floor just wide of the bag.

 

[Bazali]

Tried to - fluffed it and shat on the floor just wide of the bag.

Blamed it on Levy sacking his Dad