I've just been preparing a little song ready for the day we finish above the Scummy Anus in the Premier League. Those Scum fans, every year in the Premier League (pretty much), celebrate "St. Totteringham's Day" (who came up with that rubbish name anyway?) where if officially becomes impossible for us to finish above them. They used to have the pleasure, and us the humiliation, of celebrating this day in mid-season but, in the last few years, they haven't been so comfortable in the League, with us hot on their heels right until the final few days of the season and thus doing away with this naff Woolwich tradition.
So, whilst I otherwise would find such a celebration pathetic, as an ironic reaction to their pettiness I am fully in support. Saint Ar5eho1e's Day will hopefully come early in 2012, all things going well, and when it does I'm going to sing my rendition of Spurs Way right in their puckered, anus-like faces!
And now, the end is near,
The Gunners face their final curtain!
You Scum! We'll say it clear,
We'll take your place, of that we're certain!
and now, North London's ours
We'll win at Home and al-so Away
but more, much more than this, we play the Spurs way!
False dawns, we've had a few,
but then again, we ought to mention,
that Spurs have done it all, and did it first, without exemption
In '61, we did the double and then in Europe, we went the whole way
but more, much more than this, we played the Spurs way!
Yes there were times, as Yids we knew
To catch Arsnal, we had so much to do
but now we're back and, without a doubt,
We'll eat them up and spit them out
We faced it all and the Yids stood tall and played the Spurs way!"
We've loved, we've laughed and cried
We've had our fill, our share of losing
And now, as Arsnal slide, we find your fall oh so amusing
To think you Scum did all that
and may we say, not in a shy way
"Oh no, oh we're not Spurs, this is Arsnal's way"
For as a club, what have you got?
If not yourself, then you have naught
to play the way your history calls and not just copy your main rivals
The record shows, we took the lows and we played the Spurs way!"
Feel free to play around with the words a bit, we've got plenty of time before the season ends with us above them. Particularly the last 2 verses - I like them loads on paper but I'm not sure the sarcasm comes across in song, but maybe I'm wrong.
If you want to cross-reference the original then you can see the lyrics here:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/my+way_20056378.html
So, whilst I otherwise would find such a celebration pathetic, as an ironic reaction to their pettiness I am fully in support. Saint Ar5eho1e's Day will hopefully come early in 2012, all things going well, and when it does I'm going to sing my rendition of Spurs Way right in their puckered, anus-like faces!
And now, the end is near,
The Gunners face their final curtain!
You Scum! We'll say it clear,
We'll take your place, of that we're certain!
and now, North London's ours
We'll win at Home and al-so Away
but more, much more than this, we play the Spurs way!
False dawns, we've had a few,
but then again, we ought to mention,
that Spurs have done it all, and did it first, without exemption
In '61, we did the double and then in Europe, we went the whole way
but more, much more than this, we played the Spurs way!
Yes there were times, as Yids we knew
To catch Arsnal, we had so much to do
but now we're back and, without a doubt,
We'll eat them up and spit them out
We faced it all and the Yids stood tall and played the Spurs way!"
We've loved, we've laughed and cried
We've had our fill, our share of losing
And now, as Arsnal slide, we find your fall oh so amusing
To think you Scum did all that
and may we say, not in a shy way
"Oh no, oh we're not Spurs, this is Arsnal's way"
For as a club, what have you got?
If not yourself, then you have naught
to play the way your history calls and not just copy your main rivals
The record shows, we took the lows and we played the Spurs way!"
Feel free to play around with the words a bit, we've got plenty of time before the season ends with us above them. Particularly the last 2 verses - I like them loads on paper but I'm not sure the sarcasm comes across in song, but maybe I'm wrong.
If you want to cross-reference the original then you can see the lyrics here:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/my+way_20056378.html
