As Oldham Athletic have often been told,
The team to look up to,
The team to behold,
The team to remember
The team to recall,
The great Man United the best of all.
They came down to Tottenham in 75,
They came in the Paxton, the shelf and the side,
But but the Tottenham were many, too many to ruck,
And the great Man Utd got battered to fuck,
Too da loo too da lay,
And the great Man Utd got battered to fuck.
The team to look up to,
The team to behold,
The team to remember
The team to recall,
The great Man United the best of all.
They came down to Tottenham in 75,
They came in the Paxton, the shelf and the side,
But but the Tottenham were many, too many to ruck,
And the great Man Utd got battered to fuck,
Too da loo too da lay,
And the great Man Utd got battered to fuck.