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Police are cunts. To a man.Anyone go for a piss at half time? (anyone at the game that is, I'm not interested in hearing about those who did a piss at home or in the boozer, thank you very much)
I didn't, my dad did and said to me afterwards that one of the toilets was closed (due to our lot smashing it up lol), so only one toilet open. He said it was so crowded in there, just like being on a dangerously packed terrace in the 70s/80s, almost difficult to breathe. It seemed to him that it was dangerously overcrowded, so he told OB about it, they just said "it's your fault, you smashed the other one up".
This seemed to sum up how police view us football fans: because some of us vandalise a toilet, none of us deserve basic health and safety measures. Not saying they should have necessarily left the other toilet open, but someone should have policed the remaining toilet to prevent overcrowding. It may sound over the top, but it only takes one person falling over for a fatality or serious injury to occur in those circumstances.
Great performance and very good result, so proud. Onwards and upwards.
Just listened to Neville's rather brief podcast and he was very complimentary about our performance but he made the point that we struggled to deal with balls into the box and getting them cleared... and that Andy Carroll is up next.
This is something that needs to be addressed pretty quickly.
I don't know if it was them struggling or Ozil just being very good at putting things in with absolute precision. As much as we all justifiably hate them, some of them are actually good at the football thing.I read / heard somewhere a week or 10 days ago that Vertonghen and Alderweireld actually have the highest number of headed clearances of any PL centre back pairing this season.
Don't know why they struggled so much from set pieces yesterday.
I don't know if it was them struggling or Ozil just being very good at putting things in with absolute precision. As much as we all justifiably hate them, some of them are actually good at the football thing.
Let me guess The Mirror, John Cwoss? His twitter timeline doesn't have a single tweet about the game, full of stoking up anti Chav proper-gander.
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The Sun.Let me guess The Mirror, John Cwoss? His twitter timeline doesn't have a single tweet about the game, full of stoking up anti Chav proper-gander.
The problem with stats is a headed clearance to an oppo player "probably" still counts as a clearance?? It is our only achilles heel defensively. For me the problem is more to do with blocking the cross (we don't block enough).I read / heard somewhere a week or 10 days ago that Vertonghen and Alderweireld actually have the highest number of headed clearances of any PL centre back pairing this season.
Don't know why they struggled so much from set pieces yesterday.
Simon Barnes then.The Sun.
Apparently they use Opta stats in compiling their ratings....there must be another Opta who are shite at stats...Simon Barnes then.
How the fuck would they actually police the toilet though, eh? Tell people to go piss elsewhere? You're just going to queue up anyways.Anyone go for a piss at half time? (anyone at the game that is, I'm not interested in hearing about those who did a piss at home or in the boozer, thank you very much)
I didn't, my dad did and said to me afterwards that one of the toilets was closed (due to our lot smashing it up lol), so only one toilet open. He said it was so crowded in there, just like being on a dangerously packed terrace in the 70s/80s, almost difficult to breathe. It seemed to him that it was dangerously overcrowded, so he told OB about it, they just said "it's your fault, you smashed the other one up".
This seemed to sum up how police view us football fans: because some of us vandalise a toilet, none of us deserve basic health and safety measures. Not saying they should have necessarily left the other toilet open, but someone should have policed the remaining toilet to prevent overcrowding. It may sound over the top, but it only takes one person falling over for a fatality or serious injury to occur in those circumstances.
Great performance and very good result, so proud. Onwards and upwards.
Well...off the top of my head. You have one of them inside the toilet, to see how crowded it is. Then you have one on the door, to stop people coming in if it's dangerously crowded. The two can radio each other. If not this, then there has to be some other way. I know the police aren't always the most intelligent specimens but surely it don't take Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out!How the fuck would they actually police the toilet though, eh? Tell people to go piss elsewhere? You're just going to queue up anyways.
How the fuck would they actually police the toilet though, eh?
I'm sorry, but this reads like satire to me.Well...off the top of my head. You have one of them inside the toilet, to see how crowded it is. Then you have one on the door, to stop people coming in if it's dangerously crowded. The two can radio each other. If not this, then there has to be some other way. I know the police aren't always the most intelligent specimens but surely it don't take Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out!
(They do the same thing on platforms on the tube. If they didn't there would be dangerous overcrowding at stations like Euston and Kings Cross every rush hour.)
We've been shit at defending them all season, anything on the ground or over the top our back four are fine dealing with, it's crosses into the box and a physical presence attacking those balls. However there's not much you can do against players like Andy Carroll as they're just going to win the majority of those balls, you could argue this is a game Fazio would excel in however there's no way we should be disrupting a centre back pairing that's as cohesive as Toby/Jan is.
Two things here!
I love Hugo but he needs to get his arse off the line more when a high ball comes in.
He was rooted to the spot too many times yesterday and a decent striker unlike that whinging pussy Giroud would have scored at least two.
Hugo is a great shot stopper and good last defender when the ball is on the deck but in the air he's suspect!
The other is we should do more on the flanks to shut out the supply but we had a cunt of a ref yesterday who gave them too many free kicks so that didn't help.
I think I've said earlier in the thread that their goal was a fluke with Gibbs shinning it!
I'm still buzzing after the game!
Payet is out for three months so that's one supply line removed.And up next is West Ham. If ur Bilic watching that match you're praying Andy Carroll doesn't get injured playing subbuteo between now and next weekend.