Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 13th April. 12:30pm KO

[Jenny Talia]

I never thought I’d say this, but in our current form, PEH improves us.

In his current form he improves us. He has been excellent when given the chance.

 

[boone]

I blame it on taupe haze. Fuck this kit to the moon, I can’t even tell which players are ours.

 

[Hampshire Spur]

That was pathetic that half. Just rolled over under a bit of pressure. Pansies.

 

[Bazali]

Sonny needs to be subbed off during HT unless he moves on the LW. Been absolute dogshit, can't hold a fucking ball ffs

Well he can’t do any worse than Werner!

 

[Jaynola]

I honestly don't get it. PEH was a game changer last game. And i thought Conte was stubborn..

It's fine, man...the big fella says we're going for titles next season.

 

[Dolmiosauce]

Where’s the fucking leaders? Manager just stood looking moody and no fucker on the pitch resembling a captain or vice captain. So fucking shit, it’s spineless. I can just about handle getting footballed off the park but at least fucking try.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Ange been outdone by Howe here.

 

[Sundowner]

Really hope Bissouma is taken off at half time

 

[RicharliSon]

We've looked okay going forward at times. Just our chances have fell to the one you wouldn't want them fall to. But we look like conceding almost every time Newcastle go forward with intent. Nothing in midfield and two wing-backs who just can't defend. How does someone with the build of Udogie get knocked off the ball by Anthony Gordon who looks like Johnny Lawrence from The Karate Kid? It's just really, really poor.

 

[Phomesy]

The fuck is the explanation from VAR?

"Right, so Bentancur got there first and nicked the ball. The defender missed the ball completely and kicked him. But because it was almost his head and not his leg, no pen. Good process."

It's incredible. Bents get there first and gets kicked in the head. What the fuck

 

[Gmspurs]

Whoever the manager is.

It runs through the club..... I remember the all or nothing when Winks was literally shitting himself because Mourhino was hired and the players were worried they'd actually have to do some work.


Luckily it worked out fine for most of them.....

 

[r-u-s-x]

Looked like it but they never showed it

Looked outside when I saw the replay

 

[spursmalc]

All those posters pre match that thought we would win comfortably should apologise. This was never going to be easy.

 

[Gilded Lily]

I had a strong feeling in my water that VDV was going to score today, to the extent that I looked up the odds and only didn’t bother because they were disappointing. I really am the anti Mystic Meg.

I’m on Vanillier in the National if you’d all like to avoid it.

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Well that was pretty shocking , big half of football coming up . 2-3 or 6 nil , hoping for the former , fearing the latter

 

[meaningless-friendly]

I’m bored of it.

I don’t even care if we finish 4th, I really don’t know why I’m still watching this season.

Just fuck the gooners over, it's all I ask. Finish 5th and stop them winning the league, that is enough of a fix to get us through to the summer window.

 

[Richard Arlison]

We are a social experiment club.

How much hope can be crushed with days like today before a man cracks and goes crazy.

Hope for what?

Top 4?

If that’s what you hope for and don’t expect more from a club this size, then you deserve the emotional ride.

For me these days are just numbness

 

[Tony Prawns]

They won't let the deaf kids go home crying after all the media exposure

 

[Merl]

Awful 1st half.
Awaiting the comeback after HT, we'll win 3-2

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Son is so piss weak he's driving me crazy, he's like everything with the team in microcosm, can't trap a bag of cement, indecisive and just getting bullied

It's the elephant in the room because we all love him but he's a bit of a joke as a 9 at times and not really suited to LW in this system.