Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[Yiddy]

If we're going to drop 50m plus on a cm after selling hojbjerg I'd rather palhinha over Gallagher.

 

[Deuterz]

Lloyd Kelly played the full 90 in our most recent league game, and friends, I confess, I had no idea who that is.

CB: Lloyd Kelly - 3/10 - Struggled throughout and couldn't cope with Tottenham's attacking threat. Picked up a yellow card for scything down Richarlison.

 

[Matt1882]

The only player from Bournemouth who caught my eye was Semenyo

Me too, was a constant pain in our arse and the only player as busy as our midfielders

 

[bus-conductor]

WLB on SC

"Ekitike was offered today so could be one to watch tomorrow"

Newcastle had a massive hard on for him before he decided to go to PSG last year, also Brentford have been eyeing him up too

Very promising kid with some ability, but not sure if his year at PSG did him much good.

 

[Spaniel]

Played for Bournemouth against us last week.
you must have been asleep.

Maybe he was asleep....

 

[Doom Funk]

Who the fucking fuck is Lloyd Kelly?

He'll be a Maldini regen until we fail to sign him

Then he'll become a poor man's Ramon Vega

 

[Matt1882]

Lloyd Kelly?

I'd rather R Kelly ffs.

His bail is more than Levy would pay

 

[FightingIllini]

i would keep sanchez no lie if it meant not getting lloyd kelly

Let's see what the price is.

Youngish left-footed and ball playing, we've seen what the market for those guys is, it's possible this is a deal worth doing.

 

[tommyboyspurs]

He'll be a Maldini regen until we fail to sign him

Then he'll become a poor man's Ramon Vega

he will be on the list of outs this time next year

 

[broj]

With tanganga and Sanchez apparently close to leaving and dier obviously not wanted surely we have a deal done for an incoming cb? Surely? Daniel?

 

[ILSpur]

The sad thing is I thought both moves were fantastic at the time.

Because I’m clearly an idiot.

Yeah, the Tanguy thing really just confirmed for me that I don't know know anywhere as much as I think I do, and how little past performance really guarantees the quality of a player as they transfer.

 

[Right as Rain]

From Bastoni and Tapsoba to 25 year old Lloyd Kelly is like going from Ruben Dias and Skriniar to Joe Rodon. Oh wait

 

[GGTH]

He's alright, quick and fine with the ball. Not very tall or strong in the air.

He's 6'3 and decent in the air.

Actually I have no idea what his height is, wikipedia and transfermarkt give wildly different numbers.

 

[Matt1882]

Let's see what the price is.

Youngish left-footed and ball playing, we've seen what the market for those guys is, it's possible this is a deal worth doing.

Sounds like another Rodon

 

[Barmby]

Lloyd Kelly has got it ALL.

Left foot. Right foot. A head, arms, fully functioning torso and genitals.

Get him in. Get the Go Karts sorted.

Set your ringtone to the CL theme.

We’re fucking back boys.

HAS HE GOT A CEILING?

 

[tommyboyspurs]

Let's see what the price is.

Youngish left-footed and ball playing, we've seen what the market for those guys is, it's possible this is a deal worth doing.

24 not done anything of not yet, theres nothing to be positive about, except his agent is BASE so of course we are interested

we are tottenham not fucking luton town

 

[Brian Fantana]

Close the fucking club. Lloyd Kelly. Fuck me. What a joke we are.

 

[CarrieFi]

Lloyd Kelly?

I'd rather R Kelly ffs.

I’d take Loyd Grossman.

Good sauces!

 

[skywalker68]

Are you trying to tell me that we cannot attract and sign a reasonable replacement with that 100m plus kane fee. Or are you suggesting we just say fuck it can't get anyone as good just forget about signing anyone.You won't replace kane which is why I didn't want him sold. But now he's gone you need to put an adequate player in his place. If the club can't do that then they're not fit to run a football club.

It's clear that, there was never a plan in place for Kane's departure.
How can people this incompetent, be running one of the world's biggest football clubs, like a corner shop, they need rounding up and fucked off out of our club.

 

[McCOYS]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdwX_hOitCo

Seems quite nimble.