Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[Aussie Yid in London]

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

I want to do a Leeds.

We've been the fucking Anti-Leeds for long enough tbh.

 

[Oracle]

Real Madrid would rather terminate Bale’s contract than try to negotiate with Daniel Levy.

 

[Confusius]

I’m wanking so you all now

We're all writing with one hand here, you're not alone

 

[OffTheBench]

With Man Shitty getting off lightly with their breaches of FFP regs, anyone think Uncle Joe has decided to do what it takes and go "All or nothing" for Spurs

LOL

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

With Man Shitty getting off lightly with their breaches of FFP regs, anyone think Uncle Joe has decided to do what it takes and go "All or nothing" for Spurs

Nah, this is raw desperation after Sunday. We might well have tried to do these deals anyway but no way would it be now if we'd have tonked Everton. Last few days of the window job at best.

 

[Oracle]

We're all writing with one hand here, you're not alone

Wuaufnenaodpwz

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

Looks like the kind of girl who would have strongly nudged him to London over Manchester too...

Reckon her nudging is quite gentle ... but incredibly effective.

 

[Clynelish]

Yeah I’d much rather have that QPR fella that only Palace wanted than Bale

Eze would be lucky if he ever becomes 25% of the player Bale still is. The good thing for him is that he has still 12 years of professional football ahead of him.

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

I have wanted Bale back pretty much every summer since he left. But Bale was 90% athletisism, he's getting old, he's been lazy/comfortable for years now, I am afraid he's going to be a terrible disapointment.

But if he does re-discover his old form. Oh boy!

Don’t worry. It’s one season. He’s 31 not 41. He can still run araaaaand a bit!

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Wuaufnenaodpwz

Not another potential signing ? Where's this one from ?

 

[Airfixx]

Not another potential signing ? Where's this one from ?

Polish 2nd division.

 

[OZHotspur]

Reading Reguilon likely to have a buy back clause which I dislike on principle, think we go for it as Davies isn’t what we need right now but I hate the thought of developing someone else’s world class LB.

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Polish 2nd division.

Dzięki stary

 

[Airfixx]

Dzięki stary

You said it, fam!

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Real Madrid would rather terminate Bale’s contract than try to negotiate with Daniel Levy.

They've seen how creepyweird he is on the telly so have just decided to fuck Gareth off so they don't have to be close to Daniel at any point.

 

[AberdeenYid]

Reading Reguilon likely to have a buy back clause which I hate, think we go for it as Davies isn’t what we need right now but I hate the thought of developing someone else’s world class LB.

To be fair, if there was no buy back and he came to us and performed fantastically well, Madrid would probably still come back in for him anyway.

 

[mistayif]

It's done. Put your mortgage on it.

Does this mean if I lose, you will pay my mortgage for me?

 

[Kazsam3]

If this is the case I don’t see how Dele could be part of the deal?! I hope it is because I think Bale will lift the level of the whole club which will force Dele to pick his game up big time.