Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur (07/03/20) (5.30pm)

[ElTel]

Neither good enough for the mighty Spurs though.

It's ok, we don't do strikers

 

[Airfixx]

Shut up Carragher, you spitty cunt!

State of the cunt trying to explain away why there was no handball....

"something something... it wasn't handball cos I don't like that rule".

 

[Ginolaflair]

Saturday Challenge: Name me a team in this division that plays with less intensity than us.

East trumpton under 7s and even they only do it cos they are too much cake at half time.

 

[False 9]

Swear to god we have the shittiest keeper in the league

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Playing like there was a carbon monoxide leak in the away dressing room.

 

[snowkarl]

Not sure what Lamela was thinking there

 

[COckneY Spurs]

People hammering our defensive, yes it isn’t perfect but it’s noting compared to our front line right now and our midfield isn’t far behind them.....
No one should ever ever ever ever underestimate what Kane brings to our team apart from goals, watching those guys walk about up front is cringe worthy.....

 

[Incomplete_usernam]

Carragher saying the handball doesn’t directly influence the goal??

It allows him to control it you stupid cunt.

He can't even talk without dribbling, expecting him to have anything resembling a coherent thought is hopeful at best.

 

[Ginolaflair]

Why the fuck is alli playing through the middle. He is less effective than a chocolate dildo. Actually worse as at least you could eat the chocolate.

Before or after use?

 

[Marst0n]

8 shots and 4 on target for Burnley in the opening 20 minutes hahaha... This has got to be their record, we are a bloody mess!

 

[NW1Spur]

20 minute Lamela will be angry at having to play extra time the other day, he'll be looking to get sent off asap.

 

[LeeMcl]

This is appalling. We ain’t playing Barca. It’s Burnley.

 

[justin]

Hope levy is watching this the bald little cunt .
Maybe when we get knocked out the cl next week , it might sink in

 

[Kekerinho]

We haven’t been this shit even during Sherwood stint ffs.

 

[Merl]

Swear to god we have the shittiest keeper in the league

Was about to post this as well, Hugo is honestly terrible at this point.

Add a GK to the list of players we need in the summer

 

[thinktank]

Dele is my name and losing the mthrfcking ball IS... MY...GAME!


*Only fans of Dolomite movie properly get this.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

At least we have Lady Gaga mate.

Every ones had Lady Gaga.

 

[Radical Rei]

Someone tell Ndombele we're playing football.

 

[Cranston]

This is shocking.

 

[scott]

Burnley have a couple of strikers. Lucky them

Shut up. How do you expect to improve on nobody.