West Ham Knuckle Dragging Pikeys v Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 23rd November 12-30 : Live from Billy Smart’s Circus Tent.

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Coys1955]

Gin? Ugh! Like drinking perfume....... no, I'm a vodka girl........ain't that right Chucklevision82

Don’t mind the odd vodka myself. There’s always a bottle in the freezer.

 

[Spaniel]

You should read the last 5 pages on KUMB, the thick fuckers reckon Ryan Fredericks tackle on Son was a brilliant tackle and wasn’t even a yellow or a free kick.
This lot whinge about the refs after every loss ( which is most weeks) more than Any club I know.

Flying in, studs up. Should have been a red immediately, no question. That could have ended Son's career right there.

 

[Spaniel]

If you don't stop your pathetic anti Sissoko bollocks, I'm going to fucking jizz on your head you you fat fucking bastard.

Fuck off.

Don't sugar coat it.....say what you really mean.

 

[Spaniel]

Many Brazilians really struggle to communicate in Portugal, until they get used to the dialect.

The accents and pronunciations are so far apart it's barely the same spoken language, nothing like England to Australia for example.

More like an Ulsterman trying to have a chat with Forrest Gump.

Try American. Churchill called them" two countries separated by a common language". Bill Bryson's Mother Tongue is well worth reading.

 

[Bazali]

He needs to shed some of the bulk if he's going to be a midfield player - can't get around the pitch quickly enough

All part of his rehabilitation hopefully

 

[Spaniel]

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse
Tosser

I also got emails asking what it was like to be ‘cut’
They got a suitable reply

Just to be fair, he was an equal opportunities hater. He called Germans "oven stokers"

 

[Bazali]

Just to be fair, he was an equal opportunities hater. He called Germans "oven stokers"

ochfacepalm:

 

[Mick Cooper]

Many Brazilians really struggle to communicate in Portugal, until they get used to the dialect.

The accents and pronunciations are so far apart it's barely the same spoken language, nothing like England to Australia for example.

More like an Ulsterman trying to have a chat with Forrest Gump.

Same with French people who go to Quebec, or Greeks who visit Cyprus

Or Glaswegians who leave Glasgow

 

[Blanchflower]

I'm in that photo

 

[Spaniel]

You almost sound like the stupid childish twat that I have on ignore that likes GIFs and emojis but is incapable of adult debate

I bet you can’t guess but a clue is PS4

(with respect)

:dierpochhug:

Actually Baz is right. Those rags are an embarrassment to British journalism. I hate that other countries ever see them. They make me ashamed. They're on a par with Fox news.

 

[Airfixx]

I'm in that photo

....Holding the Korean flag, innit

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

I'm in that photo

Yep, I can see you bottom right, long blond hair?

 

[bus-conductor]

Not temper your desire but your expectations after one game and 3 days at the club. As you say it's gonna take a while for Jose to work things out with both established players and the youth coming through.

But I'm not expressing expectations, I'm expressing desires.

Personally I'd like us to get a proper 6 in as soon as possible and have Skipp as the understudy.

Me too, but in the absence of the former, would like to see the later given a chance.

I thought he'd start Dier and I'm glad he did, not because I think he's the answer but because he recognized Moussa isn't the answer. That's progress in itself surely?

It's a wafer thin mint of progress though...

 

[Blanchflower]

....Holding the Korean flag, innit

Cold..

Yep, I can see you bottom right, long blond hair?

Warmer..

 

[Bow Lockes]

Cold..

Warmer..

Please say you aren’t the one geezer with theSpurs shirt on? Lol

 

[Blanchflower]

Please say you aren’t the one geezer with theSpurs shirt on? Lol

Nah, other than looking like a child it also makes it virtually impossible to go for a beer after.

Warmer again in terms of general location though.

 

[Joe Clash]

They're on a par with Fox news.

Fox News is terrible. It’s been going 23 years and not one story about foxes.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Nah, other than looking like a child it also makes it virtually impossible to go for a beer after.

Warmer again in terms of general location though.

You're such a tease....... where are you?

 

[Blanchflower]

You're such a tease....... where are you?

c. 5 in from the right and half way up, wearing a blue cap and grey jacket.

Neither celebrating wildly or trying to wind up a west ham fan, for some reason.