It's ok Sammy, everyone knows you're a wanker, no need to shout
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It's ok Sammy, everyone knows you're a wanker, no need to shout
Yes I did criticise Sammy for wishing death on you and stand by it
A sheep rallying his sheep
Baaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Fuck off Mick you old senile cunt.
I hope your next parachute fails and you slam face first into the tarmac at Bermuda International Airport.
Your headstone can be a stone laptop....
Here Lies Mick.Still A Cunt
Hers the post in question for all those wondering...from almost two years ago, but the Soldier is still balling about it.
I thought it was quite funny, if not very ott.
Nothing to hide, it was a silly joke.
We all make mistakes......don’t we Mick.
The landlord of the Horse and Hounds ordered a new sign. When it arrived he wasn't happy with it so wrote to the sign makers saying;Too many "ands" in one sentence.... 5/10.
The landlord of the Horse and Hounds ordered a new sign. When it arrived he wasn't happy with it so wrote to the sign makers saying;
"The gap between "Horse" and "and" and "and " and "Hounds" is too big."
ochfacepalm:Dont apologise
I'd rather microwave my eyeballs than watch a test match
unless it was played by naked athletic women who had to skip between the wickets
Disagreed with that post to complete the set, not because I disagree, because I don't. Why would I? It's an emoji.ochfacepalm:
Trump would be proud of you.And we gave the fucking world Democracy and self-rule while you still have monarchies and noble blood, ceremonial or not. Tell me how that measures up against your fucking sports.
Nothing wrong with a fight not being your fight. That's not cowardly that's just not your fight. We are isolated from the ancient European hatreds - you know, a whole ocean. Appeasement was cowardly.
And humanity in Eastern Europe back then? Come off it. Is it even there yet? You're just hater of liberty and you despise our freedoms.
*ding ding ding and the winner, in the blue corner, USA-USA-USA
ps - I am not a jingoistic 'Murican but I do hate the gratuitous anti-American jibes...unless they're good natured and the individual can handle getting the needle back. But they are usually not because there is so much resentment on your desolate, sub-arctic, floating rock that your ancestors weren't smart enough to come to the land of plenty when the getting was good (or was it because of the French input into our self-determination). I guess that is what all the hoopla was about with the Titanic. So many people so close to freedom. You should be angry with your forebears not us. We kept you from goosestepping. A little gratitude would be appreciated.
pps - don't bring a knife to a gunfight. I know knife violence is big over there but you know us and our guns. Not something of which to be proud but just facts...like this argument.
Bothy Band. Now there's music fit for a Spurs fan.If you want to hear someone sing in an unmistakable Belfast accent,look up Runnin Riot and their singer ,my dear friend Colin,now sadly departed.
There was no confusion as to where he came from
I'm not sure I agree. Time think and drink. Where's that single malt?Some of this is correct, but the British Empire also brought education and skills and forward planning to some of these countries. It's like the old, 'what did the Romans ever do for us' phrase.
Don't worry. It's a university textbook.P.s. your sisters book is JUST about the transfer of STD's to India?? I think I'll give that a miss......I'm sure there's another 50 shades book i haven't read.....
My fault. Sorry.I agree, no. I was just replying to Spaniel though.
Has anyone tried laser hair removal on the ears? I have a couple growing and would love to know if anyone had any luck permanently removing them.
ok. I leave my entire estate to the posters on this thread but my wife gets the Merc.You clearly need to leave whatever building you’re in and do the decent thing
Browning 9mm semi should do the job but sort your affairs out first old chap
Save yourself a fortune and buy a box of swan vesta matchesHas anyone tried laser hair removal on the ears? I have a couple growing and would love to know if anyone had any luck permanently removing them.
Smells like an investment opportunity.I've always wanted a laser.
You know if you can get home treatment kits?
SNAFU also comes to mind....This thread has got so weird it's brought back an acronym from the past FUBAR.
If we lose to Everton, I wonder what delights will that thread consist of? Compulsory genital mutilation, discussions on the merits of a Alabama hotpocket and the realisation that Mousa Sissoko turned down bus-conductor's advances at a teen disco and it's been simmering since.
I want to believe that people have actually done this.Save yourself a fortune and buy a box of swan vesta matches