Summer 2019 transfer thread

[The Mercurial No.10]

If this wildly exciting (and expensive) speculation doesn't come off, I think there might be another riot in Tottenham that has nothing to do with scumbags this time around.

Still no fucking right back mind.

What the fuck?!

 

[Donato]

 

[mummy]

I'm going out into the countryside for a nice long walk today. When I get back I expect you to have signed a minimum of two players.

Three would be nice.

 

[harry7]

Imagine the excitement of signing Dybala ... only to find out Kane is off to Madrid.

 

[James78]

Still not convinced Dybala will happen. Get the feeling it will smoke out Betis / LC at least though.

 

[docomospur]

Poch must have a wildly creative plan to convert Dybala, Coutinho or Lo Celso to right back. That can be the only explanation.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

We should pull out NOW. West Ham fans are saying that Dybala is the next Rebrov.

No one better placed than them to comment on European players.

 

[Seven Sisters]

I’ve got perhaps two of the most significant business meetings of my life in London today. And yet all I’m going to be thinking about is how Poch can play Dybala, Coutinho, Kane and Son in the same side.

 

[SpurFromOz]

I’ve got perhaps two of the most significant business meetings of my life in London today. And yet all I’m going to be thinking about is how Poch can play Dybala, Coutinho, Kane and Son in the same side.

What time is your meeting with Daniel ?

 

[Oracle]

I’ve got perhaps two of the most significant business meetings of my life in London today. And yet all I’m going to be thinking about is how Poch can play Dybala, Coutinho, Kane and Son in the same side.

It’s tough to close big deals with an erection, trust me.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

TOTTENHAM LATEST…
Expect updates aplenty at Tottenham today – it could be an exciting end to the window.
We understand they are leading the way in the battle to sign former Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho on loan from Barcelona.
If Coutinho does arrive at Tottenham - Christian Eriksen could be heading for the exit. We understand Manchester United are considering a late move for the midfielder - and that it isn't dependent on Paul Pogba leaving Old Trafford.
If that wasn't enough to make the end of the transfer window exciting for Tottenham fans - Coutinho might not be the only big name through the door...
Our colleagues in Italy are reporting that Spurs have reached an agreement with Juventus to sign Paulo Dybala for £64million. We have our reporters on the case on that one this morning.

Sky transfer centre a few minutes ago.....

Not a dig at you Borodin,but fuck sky. They have come out with so much crap,I take it all with a pinch of salt

 

[Gmspurs]

35.5 hours......

Ecstacy or agony?

I think we know.........

But it's the hope.....

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

It’s tough to close big deals with an erection, trust me.

Because you are not getting enough blood to the head for normal brain function?

 

[Donato]

 

[Donato]

 

[Oracle]

Because you are not getting enough blood to the head for normal brain function?

Exactly.

Great if you’ve forgotten your laser pointer though.

 

[Oracle]

So we are shipping all 3 right backs out but have gone bat shit crazy to sign two superstars up top and in midfield? Is Ossie on the coaching staff?

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Who needs right backs? Right backs are for losers.

 

[Seven Sisters]

Not a dig at you Borodin,but fuck sky. They have come out with so much crap,I take it all with a pinch of salt

Not a dig specifically at you, Tottenham Sean (I’m as guilty as anyone!) but when a poster on the TFC Transfer Thread accuses Sky of posting a load of old crap ... then glass houses spring to mind ....

 

[fogueres]