Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread

[Deuce]

This is a pretty big boom or bust kind of move. I'll trust Poch if he really wanted him.

 

[Parklaneyido]

Merson = cunt

End of

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Listen to merson the bitter bitter cunt, saying he loves everton and hopes our deal does not go through

 

[SausageVince]

Just finished shift. Can someone give me a synopsis? Please, I promise I'll change my ways in return.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

 

[VonnegutBusy]

Townsend, Yedlin, Pritchard, Chadli, Mason = 50 odd mil
Janssen, Nkoudou, Wanyama, Sissoko = 70 mil

Quit your bitching... we've barely invested.

 

[Blanchflower]

Jim White on SSN 'poor old Everton, worked so hard on this deal all day blah blah fucking blah'

Oh my heart bleeds

Merson absolutely gutted as well

 

[swinbag]

Hahaha Merson throwing his toys out of the pram.

Suck it you cuntnugget

 

[Bazali]

Former footballer Jack Wilshire has signed for Bournemouth. Assume as part of the coaching staff ?

No the medical staff!
ochlol:

 

[Melspurnian]

Damn. Well he better score 30 goals and provide 20 assists this season

 

[Furball man]

Just finished shift. Can someone give me a synopsis? Please, I promise I'll change my ways in return.

Looks like Sissoko done

 

[FokkenPrawn]

If this gets done then all of a sudden I'll feel 10 times better with this transfer window. Whereas it seems the rest of you will feel 10 this worse. Maybe I'm not normal after all

Well. You know what they say, eh?

"If you can remain calm while eveyone around you is panicking .... you're probably too dumb to realise the gravity of your situation"

 

[Gatsby]

 

[SmegmaFarm]

Merson the drug addled mug melting haha

 

[Don Giovanni]

30m for this shower of shit:avbfacepalm: I can't get my head around it:gylfi:



You gotta give it to Newcaste though, they sold their overrated, underperforming drosses for huge profits this summer

 

[Bazali]

Just finished shift. Can someone give me a synopsis? Please, I promise I'll change my ways in return.

We don't believe you now get down below

 

[Oracle]

*ISCO SPOTTED AT HEATHROW*

 

[Furball man]

Was that the shirt meant for Gotze?

 

[mouse]

So have we actually had confirmation?

Its not gonna have gone through now is it. Then you lot can all go back to moaning about signing no-one.

Rather than moaning about signing someone, but not the right someone.

The someone YOU wanted.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Wanyama, Sissoko, Nkoudou and Janssen, plus the young very rated keeper. Good window
COYS