by The Fighting Cock


A colossal force of nature,
Built to destruct and destroy,
He’ll crush you in an instant,
In a battle of beast versus boy,

Chasing down all,
He’ll leave you battered and bruised,
The gargantuan man from Brazil,
Proudly standing accused,

Stand up and be counted,
Responsibility he shan’t shirk
Stalking in the shadows,
The beast he does lurk,

Hassle and harry,
Pester and cajole,
Passionate physicality,
Football show stole,

Heart worn on arm,
Blood and sweat shed,
If he misses with foot,
He’ll get you with his head,

All action fight and battle,
Distinct love for the shirt,
He’ll run until he’s sick,
Body battered and hurt,

Wilshere and Terry,
Light work for the beast,
Both chav’s and racists,
He does love to feast,

If you’re not lilywhite,
And he sees you about,
He’ll swallow you whole,
Chew you up and spit you out,

A monster of magnitude,
That seeks danger to dispel,
Countless victims dispossessed,
Bodies left rendered a shell,

Colour blue or colour red,
He hunts the immoral,
You shall not escape,
If with this beast you do quarrel,

If you manage to slip him,
Utmost respect due,
But beware in the tunnel,
For the samba kung fu,

An explosive football powerhouse,
That will continue to grow,
He’s coming to get you,
His name is Sandro.


[author name=”Sammy Hill” avatar=”” twitter=”Yido_Rhymer[/linequote]


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