Age: Mid 30s

Why Spurs? I’ll quote Bill Nick “”It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory.”

Why not Arsenal? They make me sick

BIRTH. SPURS. DEATH. Right? Correct, love the shirt, not the players in them!

Favourite player? Benny

Two in the goo, one in the poo? 2 in the poo would be better.