You're The DOF 23-24 edition

[Darnswim]

NAME	VALUE £million
Lloris	5 (SELL)
Forster	0
Royal	25
Spence	15 (SELL)
Porro	35
Romero	60
Dier	20 (SELL)
Davies	5
Udogie	15
Rodon	7.5 (SELL)
Reguilon	15 (SELL)
Winks	5 (LOAN)
Sanchez	15 (SELL)
Tanganga	7.5 (LOAN)
Skipp	15
Hojbjerg	25 (SELL)
Bentancur	20
Bissouma	25
Sarr	15
Sessegnon	10 (SELL)
Ndombele	25 (SELL)
Lo Celso	15
Perisic	0 (SELL)
Son	40
Gil	10
Kane	85
Richarlison	40

5 + 15 + 20 (who the fuck would pay 20M for Dier) + 7.5 + 15 + 15 + 25 + 10 + 25 + (50 budget) = 187.5M


I'd buy:
Kulusevski (I love how BC hasn't included him on the list, but has included Porro) - 25.5M
Raya - 35M
Laporte - 30M
Alex Scott - 25M
Cirkin - 5M
Marcus Thuram - (he's free but would have to offer big wages, so let's count him as a 15M signing)
Jurrien Timber - 52M


The new squad would look like this:


Raya/ Forster
Porro/ Emerson - Romero/ Timber - Laporte/ Davies - Udogie/ Cirkin
Bentancur/ Skipp
Bissouma/ Sarr - Scott/ GLC
Kulusevski/ Thuram - Kane/ Richy - Son/ Gil

 

[Spursindevon]

Is this a new game I can buy for my spectrum zx

 

[Airfixx]

Kulusevski (I love how BC hasn't included him on the list, but has included Porro) - 25.5M

Just a quirk of having a player on an 18 month loan, I guess.... Feels like one of ours to many, but as stands he is no longer a Spurs player.

 

[reachingforthestars]

Sell:

Lloris 5
Dier 20
Sanchez 15
Reguilon 15
Højbjerg 25
Bentancur 20
Ndombele 25
Lo Celso 15
Son 40
Kane 85

265 + 50 = 315


Further give away Forster, Winks, Davies, Tanganga, Rodon and Perisic to charity (or whatever). The barcodes might wanna take Forster's wage considering they could get a club trained no2


Loan:

Spence
Sessegnon
Devine
Scarlett


Buy: (my transfermarkt deals in € so don't know if that aligns with your valuations)

David Raya 25
Anthony Patterson 7
Edmond Tapsoba 30
Tiago Djalo 16
Levi Colwill 16
Dennis Cirkin 2,2
Romeo Lavia 25
Alex Scott 20
Dominik Szoboszlai 40
Luis Sinisterra 22
Akram Afif 4
Diego Moreira 2
Zeki Amdouni 10

219,2


With the spare money I'll lure some kids just to make Schofield proud


Leny Yoro 8
Ashley Phillips 2
Chris Rigg ?
Tyler Dibling ?
Ishé Samuels-Smith ?
Bastien Meupiyou ?
Marvin Akahomen ?
Assan Ouedraogo ?
Paris Brunner ?

229,2 (or ???)


4-3-3

Amdouni

(Richarlison)

Afif ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sinisterra

(Gil) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Moreira)

Szoboszlai ------------------------------------- Bissouma

(Scott) ------------------------------------------- (Sarr)

Lavia

(Skipp)

Udogie ---------------------- Colwill -------------------------- Tapsoba ----------------------- Porro

(Cirkin) ----------------------- (Djalo) ------------------------ (Romero) --------------------- (Royal)

Raya

Patterson

​

If we ever qualify for European football again then the squad isn't brilliantly balanced considering HG rules. Hopefully Devine and Scarlett will be ready when time arrives. Also tie Romaine Mundle up in a basement and keep him there until signed a new deal. He could be a decent bench option this coming season

Obviously this can only happen in a fictional world but still a funny little exercise. Also encouraging that transfermarkt actually think there's any value in our current squad

 

[theyearoftheone]

This was a really good evaluation. Pretty much agree with everything although I can't make my mind up on Kane and would keep Gill as think he could do well under Ange.

TLDW:

Sell: Hugo, Sess, Perisic, Sanchez, Dier, Rodon, Hojberg, Winks, Lo Celso, Kane, Gill

Loan: Tanganga, Devine, Scarlett, Parrott

 

[Airfixx]

On the basis that we play a back 4 and assuming that signing Kulu is merely a formality:

Sell:
Hugo - 5m
Dier - 20m
Rodon - 7.5m
Sanchez - 15m
Sess - 10m
Reg - 15m
Winks - 5m
Hojberg - 25m
GLC - 15m
Ndombele - 25m

= £142.5m (LOL.... Fat chance!!!)

TOTAL BUDGET: £192.5m

Release:
Perisic - £0

Loan:
Scarlett
Divine
Parrott
White
Tanganga

Also gone:
Lucas
Danjuma
Lenglet

Remaining options: (by position)
GK: Forster
RB: Porro / Spence / Emerson
CB: Romero / Davies / Emerson
LB: Udogie / Davies
CM: Skipp / Sarr / Biss / Bentancur / Kulu
RW: Kulu / Son / Gil
CF: Kane / Rich / Son
LW: Son / Rich / Gil

Buy:

 

[Airfixx]

It's back (by dope demand...not). To celebrate the appointment of the new head coach, giving us a clear ethos to buy for. Same-ish rules as last time. I've taken valuations from Transfermarkt and adjusted (mostly downwards) where I felt appropriate. For purchases the Transfermarkt valuation is rigidly applied.

Max people you can sell is 10.

Max you can loan 5.

50m plus whatever you can raise from sales.

NAME	VALUE £million
Lloris	5
Forster	0
Royal	25
Spence	15
Porro	35
Romero	60
Dier	20
Davies	5
Udogie	15
Rodon	7.5
Reguilon	15
Winks	5
Sanchez	15
Tanganga	7.5
Skipp	15
Hojbjerg	25
Bentancur	20
Bissouma	25
Sarr	15
Sessegnon	10
Ndombele	25
Lo Celso	15
Peresic	0
Son	40
Gil	10
Kane	85
Richarlison	40

Am I missing anyone?

Don't be a puss, Blakey..... Where's yours?

 

[Zest]

Sell:

Lloris 5
Dier 20
Sanchez 15
Reguilon 15
Højbjerg 25
Bentancur 20
Ndombele 25
Lo Celso 15
Son 40
Kane 85

265 + 50 = 315


Further give away Forster, Winks, Davies, Tanganga, Rodon and Perisic to charity (or whatever). The barcodes might wanna take Forster's wage considering they could get a club trained no2


Loan:

Spence
Sessegnon
Devine
Scarlett


Buy: (my transfermarkt deals in € so don't know if that aligns with your valuations)

David Raya 25
Anthony Patterson 7
Edmond Tapsoba 30
Tiago Djalo 16
Levi Colwill 16
Dennis Cirkin 2,2
Romeo Lavia 25
Alex Scott 20
Dominik Szoboszlai 40
Luis Sinisterra 22
Akram Afif 4
Diego Moreira 2
Zeki Amdouni 10

219,2


With the spare money I'll lure some kids just to make Schofield proud


Leny Yoro 8
Ashley Phillips 2
Chris Rigg ?
Tyler Dibling ?
Ishé Samuels-Smith ?
Bastien Meupiyou ?
Marvin Akahomen ?
Assan Ouedraogo ?
Paris Brunner ?

229,2 (or ???)


4-3-3

Amdouni

(Richarlison)

Afif ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sinisterra

(Gil) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Moreira)

Szoboszlai ------------------------------------- Bissouma

(Scott) ------------------------------------------- (Sarr)

Lavia

(Skipp)

Udogie ---------------------- Colwill -------------------------- Tapsoba ----------------------- Porro

(Cirkin) ----------------------- (Djalo) ------------------------ (Romero) --------------------- (Royal)

Raya

Patterson

​

If we ever qualify for European football again then the squad isn't brilliantly balanced considering HG rules. Hopefully Devine and Scarlett will be ready when time arrives. Also tie Romaine Mundle up in a basement and keep him there until signed a new deal. He could be a decent bench option this coming season

Obviously this can only happen in a fictional world but still a funny little exercise. Also encouraging that transfermarkt actually think there's any value in our current squad

Your team, would make Bissouma our longest serving player! Closely followed by old stalwart Porro

 

[reachingforthestars]

Your team, would make Bissouma our longest serving player! Closely followed by old stalwart Porro

Yeah, that's actually on purpose. Some clubs extend old players contracts just because they are good training players and good for the club culture. Here I wanna maintain as little culture as possible and every time I hear about our leadership group I barf a little. Biss would probably be my vice captain with Raya leading out the team

 

[bus-conductor]

Here's mine:

Forster and Peresic go for free so doesn't count in the 10.

I'm ditching Porro and keeping Spence purely for HG reasons.

I'm loaning out Winks, Sessegnon, Tanganga, Rodon, Sarr

Sell​	Buy
Porro 35	Raya 25
Dier 20	Frimpong 35
Ndombele 25	Todibo 30
Son 40	Tapsoba 30
Romero 60	Cirkin 2.2
Reguilon 15	Olise 27
Royal 25	Le Fee 15
Hojbjerg 25	Eze 30
Bentancur 20	Caicedo 55
Kane 85	Diaby 50
TOTAL 350 + 50 = 400	M Thuram (Free)
	K Thuram 32
	Cherki 27
	Onana 20
	Mitoma 22
	TOTAL 400

Onana/Raya

Frimpong/Spence Todibo/Sanchez Tapsoba/Davies Udogie/Cirkin

Eze/K Thuram Caicedo/Bissouma Le Fee/GLC


Diaby/Olise/Gil Richarlison/M Thuram. Mitoma/Cherki


​

I've got 22m still to allocate to a CB. Which I'm mulling on. I've also retained Sanchez, purely because I can only sell 10, and at least he's quicker than Dier and Romero is a liability, wants out and is worth 60 large, which gets me two/three decent players for else where.

Edit
I'm seriously considering going for Manu Koné for 30m instead of Caicedo for 55, and spending 22m on Mitoma as well.

Edit Edit

I was going to buy Truffert (18m) until I saw reachingforthestars list and that Cirkin was only 2.2, which gave me more spending dough and a HG club trained player to boot.

 

[Confusius]

It's back (by dope demand...not). To celebrate the appointment of the new head coach, giving us a clear ethos to buy for. Same-ish rules as last time. I've taken valuations from Transfermarkt and adjusted (mostly downwards) where I felt appropriate. For purchases the Transfermarkt valuation is rigidly applied.

Max people you can sell is 10.

Max you can loan 5.

50m plus whatever you can raise from sales.

NAME	VALUE £million
Lloris	5
Forster	0
Royal	25
Spence	15
Porro	35
Romero	60
Dier	20
Davies	5
Udogie	15
Rodon	7.5
Reguilon	15
Winks	5
Sanchez	15
Tanganga	7.5
Skipp	15
Hojbjerg	25
Bentancur	20
Bissouma	25
Sarr	15
Sessegnon	10
Ndombele	25
Lo Celso	15
Peresic	0
Son	40
Gil	10
Kane	85
Richarlison	40

Am I missing anyone?

Players sold:

Lloris £5m
Royal £25m
Dier £20m
Rodon £7,5m
Reguilon £15m
Winks £5m
Sanchez £15m
Tanganga £7,5m
Sessegnon £10m
Ndombele £25m
Lo Celso £15m

Yes i know that´s 11, i´m a cheater. Thats £150m in outgoings, and the club should afford to put in £75m to that kitty. But let´s count low, we should at least have £200m to spend.

Loans:
Spence

Players in:

Raya £30m
Guehi £35m
Laporte £35m
Kilman £30m
Maddison £60
Nico Williams £20m

That´s £210m spent so a bit over. On top of that we would probably need a experienced DM like Neves for £35m and a LW like maybe Barnes at £30m

 

[Airfixx]

Here's mine:

Forster and Peresic go for free so doesn't count in the 10.

I'm ditching Porro and keeping Spence purely for HG reasons.

I'm loaning out Winks, Sessegnon, Tanganga, Rodon, Sarr

Sell​	Buy
Porro 35	Raya 25
Dier 20	Frimpong 35
Ndombele 25	Todibo 30
Son 40	Tapsoba 30
Romero 60	Cirkin 2.2
Reguilon 15	Olise 27
Royal 25	Le Fee 15
Hojbjerg 25	Eze 30
Bentancur 20	Caicedo 55
Kane 85	Diaby 50
TOTAL 350 + 50 = 400	M Thuram (Free)
	K Thuram 32
	Cherki 27
	Onana 20
	Mitoma 22
	TOTAL 400

Onana/Raya

Frimpong/Spence Todibo/Sanchez Tapsoba/Davies Udogie/Cirkin

Eze/K Thuram Caicedo/Bissouma Le Fee/GLC


Diaby/Olise/Gil Richarlison/M Thuram. Mitoma/Cherki


​

I've got 22m still to allocate to a CB. Which I'm mulling on. I've also retained Sanchez, purely because I can only sell 10, and at least he's quicker than Dier and Romero is a liability, wants out and is worth 60 large, which gets me two/three decent players for else where.

Edit
I'm seriously considering going for Manu Koné for 30m instead of Caicedo for 55, and spending 22m on Mitoma as well.

Aren't these prices a mish-mash of pounds & euros?

OG post said your adjusted squad prices (and the additional 50m) were in pounds........ Yet the purchase prices appear to be taken from TFM in euros.

 

[bus-conductor]

Aren't these prices a mish-mash of pounds & euros?

OG post said your adjusted squad prices (and the additional 50m) were in pounds........ Yet the purchase prices appear to be taken from TFM in euros.

Fuck off wiesenheimer.

 

[Airfixx]

Fuck off wiesenheimer.

Is that German for wank-horn?

If so; not guilty.

 

[bus-conductor]

NAME	VALUE £million
Lloris	5 (SELL)
Forster	0
Royal	25
Spence	15 (SELL)
Porro	35
Romero	60
Dier	20 (SELL)
Davies	5
Udogie	15
Rodon	7.5 (SELL)
Reguilon	15 (SELL)
Winks	5 (LOAN)
Sanchez	15 (SELL)
Tanganga	7.5 (LOAN)
Skipp	15
Hojbjerg	25 (SELL)
Bentancur	20
Bissouma	25
Sarr	15
Sessegnon	10 (SELL)
Ndombele	25 (SELL)
Lo Celso	15
Perisic	0 (SELL)
Son	40
Gil	10
Kane	85
Richarlison	40

5 + 15 + 20 (who the fuck would pay 20M for Dier) + 7.5 + 15 + 15 + 25 + 10 + 25 + (50 budget) = 187.5M


I'd buy:
Kulusevski (I love how BC hasn't included him on the list, but has included Porro) - 25.5M
Raya - 35M
Laporte - 30M
Alex Scott - 25M
Cirkin - 5M
Marcus Thuram - (he's free but would have to offer big wages, so let's count him as a 15M signing)
Jurrien Timber - 52M


The new squad would look like this:


Raya/ Forster
Porro/ Emerson - Romero/ Timber - Laporte/ Davies - Udogie/ Cirkin
Bentancur/ Skipp
Bissouma/ Sarr - Scott/ GLC
Kulusevski/ Thuram - Kane/ Richy - Son/ Gil

I didn't include Kulusevski because he's not ours and we now (due to no CL qualification) don't have to buy him, and I wouldn't.

I included Porro, because I believe we are committed to buying him. But I also sold him.