Worst match you've ever been to?

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Method Moran said:
I was about 9, maybe 10 so excuse my iffy memory. The fact that I can still remember his shit excuse for a performance shows how bad it was. In fact, I think I can remember every other game I have ever been to from 1991 onwards yet all I can remember about the game in question is Jason Dozzell might say something.
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I don't know if this helps but dozzell runs football coaching sessions in the summer holidays. My boy went to one last summer and proudly told dozzell ' my dad says you are the worst player he has ever seen in a spurs shirt!' Dozzell just laughed

This actually tops the previous summer when he was away with his mum and her family and went up to a scouse family, one of whom was wearing a Liverpool shirt and said ' you're a bin dipper'

Did I get earache for that
 
B-0-Sspurs said:
I don't know if this helps but dozzell runs football coaching sessions in the summer holidays. My boy went to one last summer and proudly told dozzell ' my dad says you are the worst player he has ever seen in a spurs shirt!' Dozzell just laughed

This actually tops the previous summer when he was away with his mum and her family and went up to a scouse family, one of whom was wearing a Liverpool shirt and said ' you're a bin dipper'

Did I get earache for that
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My mates boys play for Ipswich and I'm sure he's one of their coaches.
 
A lot of these are bringing up bad memories, mostly from shit Spurs performances and defeats, but one I haven't seen mentioned yet was definitely the worst football match I can remember going to; Fulham at home in 2006.

We were right down the front in East and I still remember Rosenior (Liam, or Leroy, I forget which is younger) was the stand-out at right-back directly in front of where we were. Davids played about 20 minutes and was the only one who seemed to realise drawing at home to Fulham wasn't a great result.

Fairly certain this was the period where Jol kept playing 4 centre-midfiders because we had no wingers.
 
El flaco said:
are you a hibby?
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Na. A mate of mine is. I don't really support any scottish teams as I'm not overly awed with the quality of the football played. If I had to pick a team it's probably got to be East Fife since my company used to do a fair bit of work with them and they were always so generous with their hospitality to us.
 
0-0 away to oxford in the late 80s, it was the coldest and most bored i think I've ever been. Even my pie was still frozen in the middle.
 
I was there and it was dire, but not as bad as the 0-3 v Sheff Weds earlier which was the end of Gross. If you'd told me that we'd win a cup beating MU and Liverpool (a), I'd have had you sectioned.
 
White Van Jan said:
I was there and it was dire, but not as bad as the 0-3 v Sheff Weds earlier which was the end of Gross. If you'd told me that we'd win a cup beating MU and Liverpool (a), I'd have had you sectioned.
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I'd completely forgotten our road to the final included those two wins. I can't find any footage of them.
 
B-0-Sspurs said:
I don't know if this helps but dozzell runs football coaching sessions in the summer holidays. My boy went to one last summer and proudly told dozzell ' my dad says you are the worst player he has ever seen in a spurs shirt!' Dozzell just laughed

This actually tops the previous summer when he was away with his mum and her family and went up to a scouse family, one of whom was wearing a Liverpool shirt and said ' you're a bin dipper'

Did I get earache for that
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Father of the year, clearly!

:ap:
 
Jenny Talia said:
I bet Boro had that bloke up front who always scored against us ... Hamilton Ricard?? 2 games a season he was Lionel Messi, the other 36 he was Lionel Blair.
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Yeah, he got 2. We do have a habit of making shit players look good at times. I remember obefemi Martins scoring a couple when Newcastle spanked us a few seasons ago. That was before he disappeared to the MLS and started scoring for fun
 
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