What's the worst thing you've done because of Spurs?

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My first games at the Spurs bar in Chicago were the Muamba game followed by The Chelsea CL final. After the final everyone was so dejected it was terrible. On the walk home of course I see a man with a Woolwich shirt on. Too drunk to make sense at this point I tried to fight him before my neutral friend dragged me away. This all happened around three in the afternoon. Absolutely certain I looked like a total cunt the entire time
 
Millbanks said:
Watched Con Air on the train home to Devon after seeing us lose to Norwich at WHL a couple seasons back.

What a shit film that is. Never again.
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Just put the bunny back in the box.
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Worst Thing i've done in the name of Spurs, probably passing the torch onto my son like my father did to me, a life of feeling optimistic but angry and sad all the time due to us getting somewhere but nowhere at the same time. :memeokay:
 
Mick Cooper said:
I got married on the day we played Villa in the Charity Shield - and decided that my new bride wouldn't mind if I watched the game on MOTD.
Strangely, she had gone to sleep by the time the game finished.
Not sure what was my biggest mistake really - watching the game, or waking her up.........
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Feck-up #2
After divorcing the wife in example 1......
Whilst still in the "courting" stage with wife 2, I tell her that I am taking her out in London, and that she is to wrap up warm. Which gets me loads of questions about where it was I was taking her - as well as her predicting to her friends that it was going to be a romantic cruise on the Thames (?) and other likely scenario's.
I'm not sure that Spurs v Bolton and a Kebab, was quite the romantic gesture she had in mind.

I think I may have a Romance-stop filter in my genes somewhere.
 
Mick Cooper said:
Feck-up #2
After divorcing the wife in example 1......
Whilst still in the "courting" stage with wife 2, I tell her that I am taking her out in London, and that she is to wrap up warm. Which gets me loads of questions about where it was I was taking her - as well as her predicting to her friends that it was going to be a romantic cruise on the Thames (?) and other likely scenario's.
I'm not sure that Spurs v Bolton and a Kebab, was quite the romantic gesture she had in mind.

I think I may have a Romance-stop filter in my genes somewhere.
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I think all us men do similar things, I remember in particular for my mrs birthday one year when the Wii came out I really wanted one so I bought her that and Guitar Hero. She wasn't pleased at all :walker-scream:
 
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Sometime in the late '90s when in HMV (the one on Oxford Street, near Tottenham Court Road Station, hence the feeling within me that compelled me to do what I did)... I moved a Video cassette (remember them?) Called "Wenger's Young Guns" into the Gay porn section....
...they were recent Double winners, I was bitter (and bored) ...am I a bad man?
 
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Way back in my late teens I used to namelessly abuse gooners on the internet. If I played FIFA online and my opponent was a gooner, I'd quickly wish a slow cancerous death on their family.

I was very mature for my age.
 
Bale Force said:
Way back* in my late teens I used to namelessly abuse gooners on the internet. If I played FIFA online and my opponent was a gooner, I'd quickly wish a slow cancerous death on their family.

I was very mature for my age.
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Way back...? the internet?? FIFA online??? I can't work out if you must still be young, or this was just last month!

*see Nutter-Naylor Nutter-Naylor 's account of what constitutes; "Way back..."
 
Bale Force said:
Way back in my late teens I used to namelessly abuse gooners on the internet. If I played FIFA online and my opponent was a gooner, I'd quickly wish a slow cancerous death on their family.

I was very mature for my age.
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Some gooner mug messaged me the other day on ps4 with the words 'Get cancer and die you ball-less sack of Yiddo shit'

Amazing. All because I went 1-0 up early and spent the rest of the game playing 5-4-1 ultra defensive, and passing the ball between my defenders!

:adegrin:
 
cretinousgoat said:
Some gooner mug messaged me the other day on ps4 with the words 'Get cancer and die you ball-less sack of Yiddo shit'

Amazing. All because I went 1-0 up early and spent the rest of the game playing 5-4-1 ultra defensive, and passing the ball between my defenders!

:adegrin:
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Should have used his IP address to find him, attach him to some string, and kick his fuckin head in!
 
Mrs Perryman said:
Said in front of other people that beating Woolwich in the Cup semi final in 1991 was better than sex - didn't go down well with ex-husband, which probably explains why he is ex!
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It's is along with salteri last minute winner at west ham.the wife gets upset when I say if for some reason.
 
I was recently (in fact after our loss against Villa) evicted from a night bus in Germany becaus of singing "Oh when the Spurs...". Hadn't the faintest idea where I were and surely 3 hours of singing time to get home...
 
1882 said:
Sometime in the late '90s when in HMV (the one on Oxford Street, near Tottenham Court Road Station, hence the feeling within me that compelled me to do what I did)... I moved a Video cassette (remember them?) Called "Wenger's Young Guns" into the Gay porn section....
...they were recent Double winners, I was bitter (and bored) ...am I a bad man?
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haha i still get the urge (and often succumb) to put spurs shirts/calendars etc in front of woolwich ones if they are displayed together....
 
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