Toby Alderweireld

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Whilst i'm secretly terrified to quote you ever again, 'cos of this;
Who the fuck are you? The fucking time fairy? Fuck off back to your 9-5, you boring cunt - and stop quoting my posts. Do you understand?

I thought your chant suggestion (quoted below, sorry)
Nice one Toby - nice one Son, nice one Tobeeeeee, let's have another one.
Would be insanely apt for Heung-Min... :sonlol:
I'm surprised it didn't catch on last Wednesday after his goal...

Don't say you can't agree with that??
I'll love you and leave you now... byeeeeeeeeeeee! :pritchardeyes:
 


Toby if you want me to give you all my time
I wanna make it good for you 'cause you blow my mind
I promise, boy, that I'll be true, you're the perfect find
So Toby if you want me to, yeah
 
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby,Toby
Please don't take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With slick locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Toby

Jan talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, Toby
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Toby

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Toby

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Please don't take him even though you can
Toby, Toby
 
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby,Toby
Please don't take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With slick locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Toby

Jan talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, Toby
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Toby

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Toby

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
I'm begging of you please don't go to Real
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Please don't take him even though you can
Toby, Toby

"...and people say she's just a big pair of tits!"
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to the tune of Dolly Parton's Jolene...


Toby, Toby, Toby, TOBEEEE!
Alderweireld
He's our centre back.

12 inch extended version....
His tackles are beyond compare
And heading doesn't spoil his hair
He reads the game so brilliantly, Toby.

Defending like a breath of spring
He even knocks the odd goal in
And no one cannot compete with him, Toby

We talk about him in our sleep
There's nothing we can do to keep
From crying when we call his name, Toby.

(apologies, Shelfside27, just seen you were inspired by Dolly too)
 
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To the tune of the Heartbeat theme (like the bin-dippers chant for Maxi Rodriguez)
“To-by... Al-der-weir-eld
He’s a yid like you & me/he plays for THFC (PC version)
Der der, der der der, der der, der der der...”
 
I hope people see this, because I think it could be the one!

* To the tune of “Gold” by Spandau Ballet
(everyone knows it - classic)

Crowd:
al-der-wei-RELD!
ALWAYS BE SHIELDING OUR GOOOAL!
YOU’VE GOT THE LONG-BALL TO KNOW,
YOU’RE GETTING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
ALWAYS BELIEVE (in) TOBYYY!
AL-DER-WEI-RELD . . .

And so on and so forth. Fighting Cock, if you’re reading this, please try and make this happen.
I don’t know whether you could get in touch with some of the major Spurs supporters clubs,
but I’m desperate to see the word get spread about this one.
As Mr Koni rightly said, this needs addressing, and a British 80s mega-hit like this one is no more than Toby deserves.
If anyone doesn’t quite recognise the song, look it up on Youtube, Gold – Spandau Ballet, you'll know it.
Those who feel what I’m feeling here can let their fellow Yids know.
Heck, you could even embarrass yourselves by belting it out down the pub when we’re on! I know I will!
Seriously though, let’s do this for our man Toby Alderweireld!
 
I hope people see this, because I think it could be the one!

* To the tune of “Gold” by Spandau Ballet
(everyone knows it - classic)

Crowd:
al-der-wei-RELD!
ALWAYS BE SHIELDING OUR GOOOAL!
YOU’VE GOT THE LONG-BALL TO KNOW,
YOU’RE GETTING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
ALWAYS BELIEVE (in) TOBYYY!
AL-DER-WEI-RELD . . .

And so on and so forth. Fighting Cock, if you’re reading this, please try and make this happen.
I don’t know whether you could get in touch with some of the major Spurs supporters clubs,
but I’m desperate to see the word get spread about this one.
As Mr Koni rightly said, this needs addressing, and a British 80s mega-hit like this one is no more than Toby deserves.
If anyone doesn’t quite recognise the song, look it up on Youtube, Gold – Spandau Ballet, you'll know it.
Those who feel what I’m feeling here can let their fellow Yids know.
Heck, you could even embarrass yourselves by belting it out down the pub when we’re on! I know I will!
Seriously though, let’s do this for our man Toby Alderweireld!

This is "Gold", for those who don't recognise the lyrics after they were Tobyfied XD
 
I hope people see this, because I think it could be the one!

* To the tune of “Gold” by Spandau Ballet
(everyone knows it - classic)

Crowd:
al-der-wei-RELD!
ALWAYS BE SHIELDING OUR GOOOAL!
YOU’VE GOT THE LONG-BALL TO KNOW,
YOU’RE GETTING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
ALWAYS BELIEVE (in) TOBYYY!
AL-DER-WEI-RELD . . .

And so on and so forth. Fighting Cock, if you’re reading this, please try and make this happen.
I don’t know whether you could get in touch with some of the major Spurs supporters clubs,
but I’m desperate to see the word get spread about this one.
As Mr Koni rightly said, this needs addressing, and a British 80s mega-hit like this one is no more than Toby deserves.
If anyone doesn’t quite recognise the song, look it up on Youtube, Gold – Spandau Ballet, you'll know it.
Those who feel what I’m feeling here can let their fellow Yids know.
Heck, you could even embarrass yourselves by belting it out down the pub when we’re on! I know I will!
Seriously though, let’s do this for our man Toby Alderweireld!

Watford sing this for Ighalo, but they do a shocking job of it - they just sing the original version and swap "You are gold, gold" for "Ig-ha-lo, lo"!
 


Hope they can emulate that kind of a partnership again.


It's now about 65% if we're including their time together at Spurs, but it's still an unreal partnership and you can see it's why we are where we are in the league this season. Surprised to see this thread down in page three too. He's been great.
 
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