Players like Owen, Cole, and more recently Aguero, have proven this to be a PL myth at best. If anything - I'd argue that's EXACTLY the type of player we need at the moment - someone to finally get at the end of chances and bang them in. We're painfully predictable in our attacking build-up, lack pace and width and offer no real penetration in the final third. No third-man running, no in-runs, fuck all. Tragic shit. I can't think of a single player in our 23-man squad who can score a goal as 'simple' as Aguero's first 2 weeks ago.
We need the kind of player who can take on defenders, turn his man and take a fucking shot. Hopefully Kane can continue developing (although we cannot rely on him alone as a Top 6 PL team) but someone like Destro (who is no push-over by the way - watch more game if you can - also look at Pjanic and Ljacic). He's carries what I consider one of the most important aspects for a striker and something we haven't been able to replace since Berbatov left - a football 'brain'. Matched with enviable skill-set and pace - makes it a no brainier for me. In 12-18 months he would be in the G-14 league and we would be completely out-priced, imv.
I'm sure when we signed Berbatov many would have thought he's hardly the epitomy of hard work and physicality. Same goes for Modric, etc.
Dortmund took a punt on Immobile (should have been us!) and it's going to pay off, same with Aubameyang. I'm afraid Benteke would command a premium due to his PL association - we need to look in Germany or Italy, imv - possibly even Argentina (great few names coming up) as well as that youngster at AS Monaco (unlikely)
I would however take Berahino for a good fee - same for Bony (under 14m)
I agree exactly with your first paragraph. If you're not going to be a physical striker, you need to be one who is quick, crafty, and can take a man one on one like Aguero, Owen, or even Defoe. I see Berahino as that type of player as well but worry that Destro isn't as I haven't seen him do that much when I've seen him but as I stated my knowledge on him is far from complete.
Benteke, Bony, and Berahino will be far from cheap but wasn't Destro being quoted at 20m asking price this summer. I bet we could get all those guys for close or less. Strikers are absurdly expensive nowadays. At some point if ENIC has any ambition left we just have to stop trying to take short cuts.
I hope they don't be scared off my the failure of Soldado. Buying a player with Soldado's career profile was the right process of thought they just failed in that he didn't suit our style of play. The process was right though and process>result when running a football team.