If you could be Levy for a day..

[OZHotspur]

If you could be levy for a day what would you do?

Besides of course banging his 8/10 wife..

I know cahspur would fire the medical team and replace it with lance armstrongs team, or Greaves357_bestever would frame daws picture and strike evocative poses on levys desk whilst fondling his noodle to the pic..
Me, I think I would love just understanding what the fuck goes on in the mans head/behind the scenes..it's always easy to be critical from the outside and I would love to be able to see the whole picture..
My guess is levy has a dartboard with the bloke whose holding the development up head on it, he has two mistresses, often puts his left pinky in his mouth and plays jumagi to decide who the next manager will be..

 

[ILSpur]

Cheerleaders.

 

[Doom Funk]

i'd call sherwood and tell him that i've changed my mind and that I want him to be manager again and ask him to meet up for a chat about it the next day.

 

[pleb]

Visit the Temple every hour on the hour and promise the earth to win the title!

 

[Quaresma7]

i'd call sherwood and tell him that i've changed my mind and that I want him to be manager again and ask him to meet up for a chat about it the next day.

Then I'd be Joe Lewis and fire you

 

[Doom Funk]

Then I'd be Joe Lewis and fire you

i think your forgetting though that sherwood would turn up the next day and the real levy would be waiting

 

[Quaresma7]

i think your forgetting though that sherwood would turn up the next day and the real levy would be waiting

Ouch. Genius, you!

 

[Eskimo]

i'd have my arms surgically extended and the tailor shorten the pockets on my suits.

 

[Team Tanguy]

Sign up for a brazzers account, then PM the real me the deets/

 

[ArcspacE]

Take Donna Cullen out for dinner

:townhmm:

 

[Wolf]

Give current season ticket holders lifetime season tickets for free.

 

[cahspur]

I'd buy a FUCKING left winger.

Then fire the medical team.

Then hire Lance Armst...

Oh damn, good call Oz.

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Have an orgy with Harry Redknapp, Donna Cullen, Tracy Dixon and Ledley King.

First one to cum has to lick up the mess.

 

[El flaco]

you mean Terry Dixon?

 

[folknaesa]

Sign a lifetime contract with Easyjet, too expensive to have the team fly around in private jets..

 

[JDK]

By the time you got done meeting all the board members, technical directors, and other made up jobs behind the scenes the day would already be over.

 

[Chelmsford Spurs]

Colombine massacre the goonsquad during a training session

 

[Doom Funk]

actually i reckon i'd dress up in a scrooge mcduck costume and dive into a pit of gold

 

[jimmyriggle]

I'd fly to Madrid with a crate of dildos and a barrel of lube and tell perez I'm ready to call in my part of the 'special relationship.'

 

[cahspur]

I'd fly to Madrid with a crate of dildos and a barrel of lube and tell perez I'm ready to call in my part of the 'special relationship.'

Just wanted to thank you for the literal lol. Good shit right there.