Ambitious Prediction for next season

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Adebayor to be appointed youth team coach this summer. By December, Poch will be gone, leaving Ade to take the reigns of the first team. He'll appoint Tim as his assistant and he'll sign AVB as a player for £50m in January and immediately demote him to reserve team GK, bringing him into the first team for only the biggest games and having the defence setup by Tim so there are bound to be several avoidable errors that leave AVB looking like a mug.
 
We finish 4th in the league after United, Chelsea and City. Woolwich finish 5th after Wenger is caught redhanded fingering Wilshere while Sanogo gives him a blumpkin - making Ramsey jealous and unable to perform while Giroud gets pissed he's no longer in the limelight for his affairs.

We also win the EL, automatically qualifying us for CL the following season. This ensures Eriksen and Lloris stay with us - as well as securing the transfer of Zlatan, who at this point is tired of the pundits saying he wouldn't manage on a rainy night in Stoke.

Paulinho becomes instrumental
Eriksen stays instrumental
Soldado starts scoring
Adebayor has his second best season for the club
Chiriches gets voted best defender of the league (and scores 6 goals in all competitions)
Walker has his best ever season without any mistakes and is murdered by Blades
Lamela shows his true value by scoring 17, assisting 6 and all the papers say "Lamela is the new Ronaldo"
Dembele has surgery and starts taking shots. Scores 6
Sandro accidentally kills two men in a fan-group hug, he's pardoned because the beast cannot be tamed
TFC forum is filled with moaning about why we only beat Wet Spam 3-0 and 1-4
 
elias_swe_spurs said:
We finish 4th in the league after United, Chelsea and City. Woolwich finish 5th after Wenger is caught redhanded fingering Wilshere while Sanogo gives him a blumpkin - making Ramsey jealous and unable to perform while Giroud gets pissed he's no longer in the limelight for his affairs.

We also win the EL, automatically qualifying us for CL the following season. This ensures Eriksen and Lloris stay with us - as well as securing the transfer of Zlatan, who at this point is tired of the pundits saying he wouldn't manage on a rainy night in Stoke.

Paulinho becomes instrumental
Eriksen stays instrumental
Soldado starts scoring
Adebayor has his second best season for the club
Chiriches gets voted best defender of the league (and scores 6 goals in all competitions)
Walker has his best ever season without any mistakes and is murdered by Blades
Lamela shows his true value by scoring 17, assisting 6 and all the papers say "Lamela is the new Ronaldo"
Dembele has surgery and starts taking shots. Scores 6
Sandro accidentally kills two men in a fan-group hug, he's pardoned because the beast cannot be tamed
TFC forum is filled with moaning about why we only beat Wet Spam 3-0 and 1-4
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Dannyboy said:
I have decided to undo my flies, and flop my hairy brain on the table, and predict that Harry Kane will score a total of 13 - 15 goals next season (combined comps).

And Kyle Walker will have his best season in a Spurs shirt.
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So strange looking back at how fast Kanes transformations been
 
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