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Fashion God: Adebayor’s 15 Step Style Guide For The New Season

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“Hi kids. My name’s Emmanuel, and I’m here to talk to you today about fashion”

In a Pies’ EXCLUSIVE, we’ve managed to get hold of Tottenham striker and recognised footballing fashion behemoth Emmanuel Adebayor and grill him on his style tips for the upcoming season.

He was more than willing to obliged, and hopefully educate a few of you drab, unsophisticated, uncouth fools in the process.

We’ll let Manu take it from here…

1. Let’s start with the basics, shall we? You do what feels right to you. If you want to style an outfit on the bag lady from Home Alone II, then you have my permission to go right ahead!

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2. Salutes are a very empowering gesture. Do them boldly and often…

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3. The fashion-conscious gentleman should never be afraid to accessorize with whatever he has to hand…

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4. Mick Hucknall is a style icon and always will be. Remember that.

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5. I’m a registered socks offender, and proud of it…

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6. Your hair is a canvas, paint with it…

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7. Always travel light. A gentleman should never feel bogged down at the airport..

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8. It is imperative that you colour co-ordinate with your breakfast. Don’t ask why – that’s just the rule.

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9. If Windy Miller can rock the sh*t out of a baby blue moomoo, then why the hell shouldn’t you?

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10. Remember: A gentleman without his cane is no gentleman at all. Observe…

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11. Been crapped on by a pigeon on the red carpet? Rock that sh*t baby! Literally!

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12. Even when attempting to contact Argos customer services, it’s important to remain elegant…

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13. Whoever said “less is more” was a coward. More is always Adebay-more…

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14. Spend time working on and perfecting your “Blue Steel” face (see below). You never know when it might just save your life…

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15. The most important rule of all, dear friends: Ridicule is nothing to be scared of…

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Peace out.
 
Don't care. He's a poison and should be eliminated. End of.
Odd, he seems to be one of the favourites in the dressing room particularly with Hugo going by his Q&A today, so you are clearly wrong.

He simply dislikes inept footballing minds, I can see why you may have an issue with that.
 
Odd, he seems to be one of the favourites in the dressing room particularly with Hugo going by his Q&A today, so you are clearly wrong.

He simply dislikes inept footballing minds, I can see why you may have an issue with that.

When I posted photos of him with the squad last season, to show how comfortable the players seem with him, it was dismissed with lines like "photos prove nothing"...........

The same people were happy to post photos to prove how happy and passionate AVB was during games.

:avblol:
 
Still our best striker at the moment , Not many outside the top 4 clubs as good as him on his day . I personally only care about what he does on the pitch and if he scores the winner against west ham on Saturday sure most of us will love him again :)
 
Ade scores, no posts since Thursday.......

2 games
1 assist
1 goal
Gets a player sent off

He's dressing room poison stuffing his mattress with endangered cockerel feathers while working on a move to (fill in most recent club to be taken over by a billionaire here)

His old interview where he said:

"My head, my concentration, my focus, my life belongs to Tottenham"

Was just a smokescreen to facilitate a move for more money in a club where he can be lazy and flip a coin to see if he wants to turn up or not.
 
Whats important here is that Poch (like Sherwood) can see that Adebayor is a seasoned PL goal scorer who can also assist and hold the ball up, linking play, and is obviously a first choice striker.

The club has benefitted from his introduction in December, and our new manager has enough brains to see that too.
 
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