Roberto Soldado

[Reg]

So legit.

 

[Mikey McMoose]

Soldado, wooohoooo
Soldado, wooohoooo
He came from Valencia
He cost 2.6 billion pence and yeah
Soldado

 

[Lukeyn17]

:walkerwtf:

http://conlaroja.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/roberto-soldado-el-pais-confecup-qa/

At what age did you have sex for the first time? At 15.

Lucky girl.

 

[alexwooty]

Saw this somewhere on Twitter, can't remember where so apologies for lack of credit - but...

Bob Soldado, CAN HE SCORE ONE?
Bob Soldado, YES HE CAN!

Repeat ad nauseum. If he scores two or gets a hattrick, then there's an obvious change that can be made!

 

[Carlito Brigante]

We only signed an f'ing striker...and a good one....in his prime....

I need time to process this.

 

[JanGinola]

Robbie the soldier is here to stay
Score some goals on the way
and he is our yiddo from spain
In the tune of oliver's army by Elvis Costello. Might not work acutally

 

[Tucker]

Yeah, what is Spanish for Rosie 47?

Methethethethethethethethethethethe Chris Waddle.

 

[alexwooty]

Robbie the soldier is here to stay
Score some goals on the way
and he is our yiddo from spain
In the tune of oliver's army by Elvis Costello. Might not work acutally

This has potential. Needs tweaking but I would love it to work

 

[Tucker]

Robbie the soldier is here to stay
Score some goals on the way
and he is our yiddo from spain
In the tune of oliver's army by Elvis Costello. Might not work acutally

Yup this one or the Obladi Oblada one for me.

 

[Thelonious]

 

[Tucker]

Wut?

 

[ArcspacE]

So - from MotD cloggers, Louis Sahas, Peter Crouches, and Ryan Nelsens





We've gone to

Roberto Soldado
Nacer Chadli
Paulinho
Lewis Holtby
Zeki Fryers
Clint Dempsey
Hugo Lloris
Mousa Dembele
Emmanuel Adebayor
Jan Vertonghen
Gylfi Sigurdsson

Some top buys there, including France's and Valencia's captains. This what a long term strategy looks like, note some self profiteering moves

Well done Levy. Well done AVB

Fuck all the haters

 

[Lukeyn17]

Roberto, woaaooooo, Roberto, woaaooooo.
He scores go for fun, He can shag my mum.

Simple and True

 

[Reg]

Well done Levy. Well done AVB. Well done Baldini.

Fixed.

 

[Sean]

Hope he choked

 

[Tucker]

Hope he choked

Just read some of his tweets, and I can confirm he is stupid enough to drink his own Piss.

 

[ArcspacE]

Fixed.

Technically he would have only been involved in the Soldado transfer. But a positive sign nonetheless - hopefully one of many more to come

 

[Carlito Brigante]

So - from MotD cloggers, Louis Sahas, Peter Crouches, and Ryan Nelsens





We've gone to

Roberto Soldado - YES
Nacer Chadli - DONT KNOW
Paulinho - YES
Lewis Holtby - HEADLESS CHICKEN
Zeki Fryers - ?????
Clint Dempsey - TOILETTEN
Hugo Lloris - KISS MY FACE
Mousa Dembele - SORRY MATE PAULINES JUST TAKEN YOUR PLACE
Emmanuel Adebayor - DIE
Jan Vertonghen - SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
Gylfi Sigurdsson - SLLLLLOOOOWWWWW

See above for Carlitos assesment.

 

[Burko]

*Copacabana*

His names Roberto, 'Berto Soldado, and every time he hits the net, he makes the womens panties wet.

Oh Roberto, 'Berto Soldaaaaaado, he is a yido, much better than mido..... he's Soldaaaadooooooooo, he scores the goals.

 

[yiddo2786]

I got soul but I'm not Soldado
I got soul but I'm not Soldado