The Mighty Spurs vs Woolwich Scum - Sunday NLD

[SouthStand Billy]

For years and years, pundits and rivals have been calling us Spursy and laughing at us for having a soft underbelly.
Now we are hard as fuck and roll over for no one they call us boring....

The amount of piss we boil is what gets me through every day of every week..

I love this club..

 

[Airfixx]

because they control the narrative among the people with only a passing interest or the fans of other teams unfortunaltley.
We all know they've never liked us for whatever reason, so I agree fuck em

Bathe in their tears..... It's our day!

 

[poch's coat]

Woolwich are 90/1 to get relegated.

They are 500/1 to win the league.

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

It's genius in its naivety

I'm torn...... As much as I like Woolwich getting humiliated, we really need Arteta to stay as manager for as long as possible.

I want him to do irreversible damage and I worry he hasn't quite achieved that yet.....

But give him enough time.....

They can't sack him yet as they will just end up an even bigger meme. The only managers attracted to that job will be the ones who enjoy golden handshakes after six months so they will get even more rinsed financially.

They don't have the fanbase to endure a project (not sure many prem teams do tbf) and I think winning the FA Cup* last season did more harm than good long term.

Delicious.

 

[Muttley]

They can't sack him yet as they will just end up an even bigger meme. The only managers attracted to that job will be the ones who enjoy golden handshakes after six months so they will get even more rinsed financially.

They don't have the fanbase to endure a project (not sure many prem teams do tbf) and I think winning the FA Cup* last season did more harm than good long term.

Delicious.

Seriously I could see them taking in another ex-player

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

Seriously I could see them taking in another ex-player

Pretty sure Freddie fucked off when Legoman rocked up.

Merson perhaps?

 

[paddy spur]

Can someone please check in with that weight lifting fella, We haven’t seen or heard from him since he was telling us how great Woolwich are and what they’ve won, and how is taking the piss is so wrong..

Genuinely concerned..

Probably drinking his own piss.

 

[Go on son]

Souness the prick trying to sow discord with the fans saying they wont stand for the way were playing. We'll take it all day long for trophies

 

[Zest]

We rip up our plans for every match as soon as it’s done and think of a new one for the next opponent. If we need to lower the block we do it. How that is not sensible when we are coming home with the booty is mind boggling.

What these pseudo-experts in the studios/gantry/press/media don't stop for one second to reflect, is, we are Top Of The League, with two fairly slow moving (or lacking one faster) CB's, who are also not quick on the turn, Low Block and most everything in front, or time to half turn onto their side before engaging, makes them two of the best CB's in the League, presently.

Don't take their bait...

Best defence, rapid counter attack, technically brilliant attack, dogged midfield, two dynamic young schemers at AM/B2B/Knitters. We have a chance in every competition, if key players can stay fit.

Nobody saw this coming, did they? I certainly didn't.

Genius squad overall and technical adjustments this season, so far, from Jose and Backroom.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I only have one concern tonight - that the Gary Barlow concert on ITV tonight finishes before MOTD

 

[SouthStand Billy]

No you're not you fucking Idiots.. You are second,

 

[Airfixx]

Yeah, but this one though...

....You bastard, I've just snotted a mouthful of dinner out through my nose.

 

[Doom Funk]

never thought i'd see I prevail posted on here !

good band

 

[OffTheBench]

I really enjoyed how upset Sounness was with the way we played.

 

[HeroesAndVillains]

No you're not you fucking Idiots.. You are second,

Winning the league on GD after being "level" the entire season would make them tear their own heads off in confusion.

"It's not fair!"

 

[Airfixx]

When the second goal went in they all kind of sat in silence for a minute while DT walked off set. Robbie was just looking at his shoes thinking: "shall I turn the camera off?"

Nah, he was just daydreaming about all those sweet youtube clicks he was gonna get tonight from everyone apart from the scum fans.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Let's ramp up the love for Sissoko.

Lord knows, I've slagged him off in the past but I'm proud to hold my hand and up and appreciate how he's evolved as a Spur. There are games when he is absolutely key to us. Today was one of them.

Moussa, please accept my apologies. I was so wrong, thanks for all your hard work.

 

[Airfixx]

I'm trying to cast my mind back to JR's time at Spurs. What soured him? Or is it that he cannot get those scouse toxins out of his bloodstream?

Sacked his dad.

Harry's got a bit of character; jnr on the other hand is just a slimey little shit.

 

[Raiders]

Lol Partey walking off the pitch is utter disgrace, injured or not; sums them up.

 

[so many goals]

I love the four to six hours after a big, meaningful, decisive Spurs win more than almost anything in life. I feel like I've just done a pile of coke and/or a couple of pills. Women look particularly beautiful. Music sounds better and more detailed. Beer tastes better and doesn't make me sullen and angry like it occasionally does. My bank balance is irrelevant.

I swear, the pandemic has only made this recent run of form more memorable.