Lucas Moura

[Melspurnian]

Guys, it's obvious we're going to announce him at half time. Full kit, walk out, wave, try some keepy ups, fail, take some shots against Vorm, they all get saved and then he's going to play some crosses into our subs and put them all into row z.

Tbf all of our players cross it into row z so he'll fit right in

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

Does anyone else think this signing will bring Auriers game on a little bit more?

 

[TheJockmur]

Tbf all of our players cross it into row z so he'll fit right in

He's gonna be a right footed Townsend.

 

[SausageVince]

Indeed, he'd be following in the wake of some legendary predecessors - Helder Postiga, Pedro Mendes, Tim Sherwood, Moussa Saib, Allan Nielsen, Ilie Dumitrescu, Kevin Scott, Gordon Durie, Paulinho...

Moussa fucken Saïb... great post mate. I’d forgotten all about him

 

[SausageVince]

According to the psychos/journos hiding in the bushes outside of his hotel Lucas is now on the way to Hotspur way.

It a done deal

 

[SausageVince]

I’m really happy about this signing. I think he’s going to flourish under Poch

 

[SausageVince]

I heard him described as the Brazilian Aiden McGeady

 

[Pól]

I seriously think he’s going to turn out to be an amazing bit of business. He’s strong quick direct and an excellent dribbler. Him Kane Eriksen and Son will be a hand full for any team

 

[Bill Madrid]

According to the psychos/journos hiding in the bushes outside of his hotel Lucas is now on the way to Hotspur way.

Lazy cunt, should have been up with the larks.

Best swerve

 

[SausageVince]

Lazy cunt, should have been up with the larks.

Best swerve

Biggest day of his life. Hits snooze three times.
We’re fucked.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Some media intern at the club must be having a laugh every time they tweet not announcing Lucas and the comments are just melts.

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

I seriously think he’s going to turn out to be an amazing bit of business. He’s strong quick direct and an excellent dribbler. Him Kane Eriksen and Son will be a hand full for any team

Him and Aurier down the right with Sonny ripping up the left. It means we can utilise Dele and Christian in all sorts of areas and I get the gut feeling he's the right man for what we need. Great piece of business for our N17 jigsaw piece

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

I’m really happy about this signing. I think he’s going to flourish under Poch

Our squad looks healthy and balanced with a signing like Moura. I think he'll be a star

 

[GazzasLeftNut]

Some media intern at the club must be having a laugh every time they tweet not announcing Lucas and the comments are just melts.

I wonder if anyone from the clubs media team frequent forums such as this one just to see what is going on.

 

[Pól]

When’s the last time we had a Brazilian star too? Everything about this deal is great

 

[El flaco]

When’s the last time we had a Brazilian star too? Everything about this deal is great

Gilberto?

 

[Art Vandelay]

I wonder if anyone from the clubs media team frequent forums such as this one just to see what is going on.

We should test this out

 

[ArmadilloSackRace]

Gilberto?

aulinhobored:

 

[Raiders]

The guy has a decent record. All the top clubs were after him a few seasons ago. Like Chelsea, PSG fuck players up. Excited about this player.

 

[GazzasLeftNut]

We should test this out

Anyone from the Clubs Media a member here? Speak up and TELL US NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW