The summer of 2016 isn't the first broken summer I've endured. My first solo break of my teens, Ayia Napa 1998, taught me how to deal with disappointment in the long summer months. This season though, with the campaign about to start, something feels different. We've grown up, we've matured, we become a serious football club, there'll be no more mistakes, but if there are, they be glorious in their own way.
Bastions of knowledge. Merchants of tactics. Seers of the unseen. We are known for knowing the unknown, so along with a few of our close friends we've decided to deliver to you the spoilers for 2016/17. Get it in your head, prepare yourself for the new season and sing for the shirt. COYS.
We are nearly one week into what has already been a very interesting competition, but who has stood out so far? Which players look like they might add something to Spurs? Here are my (realistic) transfer targets for next season? Yes, no, maybe so?