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Project Tattoo Chicago Dan’s Arse

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by The Fighting Cock
[progress id=1938] Target reached! Thank you! Hello one and all. We’ve got another appeal. Now we know we’ve asked for money before, and we’re very grateful for everything that has been donated so far this season. There was the Botswana Christmas Appeal. And there was the drum that the FC forumites clubbed together to sort […]

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Hello one and all.

We’ve got another appeal. Now we know we’ve asked for money before, and we’re very grateful for everything that has been donated so far this season. There was the Botswana Christmas Appeal. And there was the drum that the FC forumites clubbed together to sort for the Ultras event. And lets not forget that we raised over £600 for Movember last year.

However this appeal is slightly different. We need a new mic to record the show. What we use currently, although sounds alright, isn’t fit for purpose. Plus it’s Engineer Al’s personal Mic and he doesn’t really like carting it about all over the place, he gets angry, and well, he isn’t a very nice person at the best of times so, and he is very ugly even when he’s happy.

The cost of the mic we’re looking at is £340. That’s a lot of dough. We’re looking to raise £250 of this through your donation. The rest we’ll raise ourselves.

[typography font=”PT Sans” size=”20″ size_format=”px” color=”#222222[/linequote]For your donation, Chicago Dan has agreed to get The Fighting Cock emblem tattooed on his arse. We’re talking as much of the cheek as possible.[/typography]

Now, we don’t just simply expect you to give us the money. We want to give you something in return, more than just the podcast each week. For your donation, Chicago Dan has agreed to get The Fighting Cock emblem tattooed on his arse. We’re talking as much of the cheek as possible. We will film the event, and edit it, and stick it on the website.

One day The Fighting Cock will cease to exist, but we will live on, immortal, by way of Dan’s arse tattoo.

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7 Comments

  1. spooky
    09/03/2012 @ 1:31 pm

    USA !! USA !! USA!!

  2. YiddoJoe
    09/03/2012 @ 5:51 pm

    Oh danny boy…. Im in!!

  3. darrenjackson75
    11/03/2012 @ 10:27 pm

    I’m in, well worth a fiver

  4. durbanspur
    12/03/2012 @ 12:52 pm

    does this mean he is admitting he likes having a cock and balls in or around his arse…

  5. spooky
    15/03/2012 @ 3:38 pm

    He routinely admits to that all the time.

  6. durbanspur
    06/06/2012 @ 3:36 pm

    has dan had his arsed tattoed yet?

    • Case
      06/06/2012 @ 9:54 pm

      Not yet but should be getting sorted very soon.

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